Unless he took their guns.

“Hang on, let me pour this 64 ounce Coke into my lap. There. Ahhh, bliss.”

I typed out a transcript in case anyone isn’t able to watch the video:

Considering Tuesdays’ affinity for tacos, it was only a matter of time.

“I raised you better than this, son. Harumph.”

Worst Foodspin article ever. Not one recipe for dog.

how-old also seems to think that Ted Cruz is a woman, that might be worth looking into as well...

its just like the LIEberals at GizLIERS media to ask if I read a story before commmenting on it. go back to riting about GADGETS you hillary shills if i wanted to read about how i dont read things before i comment on them i’d go not-read the new york CRIMES opinion page. nice work trying to trick me into reading…

“State law states you must use your turn signal for 200 feet under 50 mph and 300 feet over 50 mph.... Indiana is dumb.”

“WHO KNEW MOTORCYCLE MANUFACTURING WAS SO COMPLICATED?”

I don’t know if you’re a man or a woman, but it is important to know that men have no natural mechanism for eliminating excess iron. The fact that women lose iron to menstruation is a likely contributor to the fact that women outlive men in nearly every culture. (Even controlling for things like risky professions and…

I had the same thought. It’s like covering one of the holes on your showerhead and interpreting water still coming out as proof that it wasn’t used.

“Memorial Day is not really ambiguous. Memorial = someone or some people died.”

“When this great nation was established, the African-American community experienced unemployment close to 0% in certain portions of the country.”

“What the fuck is a ‘pension’?”

What will be remarkable is whether either side will listen when proof of one or the other arrives.

Face it, if every Jill Stein voters in MI, PA and WI voted for Hillary, she’d be president. And if they’d bothered to vote in the Senate races in PA and WI, the Democrats would have taken back the senate, too.

Are you having a stroke?