Oh you live in BROOKLYN? Amazing.

The Confederate Flag: Because why let people just think you’re a racist?

That airfreshener is not up to the task.

I love that you don’t even see what you did here.

A far easier approach is to NOT COUNT unbelted fatalities as auto fatalities. Instead create a new “idiot” category for them. Lumping them in with belted occupants unfairly penalizes the auto industry and leads to idiotic things like automatic seat belts.

Mike Pence immediately introduces legislation to ban any dodgeball-based abortions nationwide.

Another good trait in a person you’re grabbing a beer with is knowing when to shut the fuck up and just kind of sit there peacefully drinking your beer. Donald Trump absolutely has no idea how to do that.

The removal of disk drives is still stupid. A computer with said disc drive is superior and more viable than yours without.

I listen to my phone 9 hours a day while I’m at work. I’m definitely charging it at the same time.

Was this a sort of sideways brag about the class of rotisserie chicken you have access to?

3-4 for first one or two wipes. Then 2 is adequate. Once I’m down to two, I’ll wipe, then fold in half and wipe again. That way I can afford the finer things in life with the dinero I save. Also, you have to change directions, right? Go down for every upswing.

“All beginner three mistakes photographers make”

What if my bootstraps cost $6 million?

Or, as the British like to call them ‘froots’.

10/10 would cruise land in