Also, apparently the magic only works on the first dragon you fire at. After scoring three direct hits on dragon 1, your bolts sail uselessly off in all sorts of directs when trying to hit dragon 2. Counter-magic?

It seems like an insurance adjuster would end this discussion immediately. I can’t imagine the reaction I’d get if I called my agent and said my car was moderately damaged because it needs new paint.

I know who can solve this! The guys that argued over how many days there are in a week!

This has continued on now for three days, and when people have engaged with Hogshead-Makar Diana Moskovitz on the subject, she refuses to change her mind on what she has decided are the facts.

Hey! Are you eyeballin my woman!?

Right, use your best judgement and either enjoy or regret your meal. God forbid you eat at the SECOND best restaurant in town.

Yeah, it seems weird to grab a band who doesn’t claim to be a rock band and then write a blog about them not being a rock band. If he wants to bitch about bands that don’t rock hard enough for him, he needs to put on a jean-jacket vest and stand by his camaro in a 7-eleven parking lot.

As long as they put their 20% down and stay current on their payments they can do whatever they wish. I’d advise them against renting it out though. They might get some extra cash to blow on toys but it’s gonna eat up their weekends. Unless they pay someone to do it, they’ll be out in the backyard all the time…

Kinda depends if it’ll be their primary playhouse or if this is a secondary playhouse. You’ll want at least $48 down, especially if they plan to rent it out.

And it needs to say: yes I can fit in here but no, I’m not a carbon copy and I don’t need your approval.

What’s even more galling is that if there was a no deductible or low deductible plans, insurance companies might be large enough (and motivated enough)to act like socialized medicine and negotiate low prices on behalf of the consumer. Then the insurance company could tell Joe to go to MRIs By Bob where they negotiated…

As a kid who could spend hours reading about A-10s and Apaches I always wondered what would make someone want to ride around in any kind of armor that would attract the attention of those aircraft.

I have always done this to mix salads because I don’t own typical salad tossers or a salad spinner.

“I gave her those expensive gifts because I thought she was wealthy and connected. I never would have treated a normal person so well!”

The T. rex actually existed closer in history to humans than to the Stegosaurus.

Conversely, it would require a massive decrease in special-interest carveouts in the tax code. The new software would look something like this;

Everyone needs to hear this and remember it. I learned the rule via bicycles where it’s even more ridiculous to pay $3,000 to save a couple of pounds.

The measure opposing the Israel boycott, drafted by Senators Marco Rubio, Republican of Florida, and Joe Manchin III, Democrat of West Virginia,