This is exactly the comment I was planning in my head while reading the article. Maybe confirmation bias is at work here given how recognizable they are but I can usually pair PT Cruiser and owner pretty reliably.

Wait, GE makes washing machines? Why!? LG, Whirlpool, and Samsung already make washing machines. Why does GE think they can make money doing this? Probably because guys were too lazy to buy an LG washer.

My experience has been that it’s hard to find good looking shirts that can be left untucked. I’ve definitely noticed UNTUCkit and liked the idea but haven’t yet bought from them. But I’m glad they’re pushing the idea. I’ve never noticed the rest of their nonsense about “guys be like....” and think that’s stupid. But…

Of course the “douchetrons” “gave you shit” for violating the law.  What did you expect them to do? If you want to violate laws that you think are stupid go ahead an knock yourself out, but maybe don’t get salty at the people charged with enforcing the laws for pointing out that you are violating them. 

Hold on bro, I’ve gotta throw my ‘za in the ‘wave.

You and Kumicho present very reasonable arguments. I never thought deeply about the issue but kind of leaned towards, “Eh they’re probably assholes, and behaving like assholes has consequences......”. HOWEVER, when you note that some rights are inalienable it makes it obvious that I could easily slide right to, “Eh…

That’s it smarty-pants. Now you have to ride in the back seat where there’s only ONE shoulder belt!

What’s your secret? ‘Cause I have some fish that wore out their welcome about 7 years ago. (Just kidding internet, I would never intentionally harm an animal)

So, the tweet above uses quotation marks (which you repeat) to imply he actually said “n-word”. I assume that’s not the case. Now I’m going to have to check my Strunk and White to see how to quote offensive language properly. 

At first I thought maybe HamNo had written it.

That wing has a surprisingly sharp angle of attack. It seems like it’s at least twice as steep as most other cars and looks like almost a 45-60 degree angle to what I would assume would be the airflow over the car.

Only 110? Now I feel kinda bad for buying two.

I don’t know about your city, but I’m pretty sure we’ve been spared because of all the virgins we’ve sacrificed. I’m a little worried about this year though because wearing tights out in public has become really popular and that kind of thing can lead to a real drought of virgins. I mean, how’s a boy supposed to…

I find it’s even more important to be ruthless in your assessments when items are on sale. “I don’t normally wear vinyl, but it IS 50% off......”

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you should move to Somalia, I hear it’s very free there.

I can’t think of a square plate and not think of this.

a personal space that helps occupants perform better in business and also maximizes time when on the move.

I think I know how the discussion about the exterior renderings went. “Let’s make it look like it just farted!”

“Alright, let’s hear your thoughts on how to win in 2020.”