“You may be smarter than me, wealthier than me, happier than me, funnier than me, and certainly more patient, loving and accepting than me, but you can’t stop me from being an asshole. Nobody can! I win!’

There’s an Endless Pancake day!? Why didn’t I know about this? Is it today!? Is today Endless Pancake Day? I don’t have time to check I’m just heading straight to IHOP right now in case it’s today!

I’m glad you thought to write about this. It’s an interesting topic that I never knew I wanted to hear about.

I hope they have something on him. He’s so slimy it would actually be kinda nice if Lindsay was spending his nights throwing up in panic that his groveling won’t keep whatever it is in the vault. 

It’s clear that someone has him on video doing something he is very ashamed of. I’m wondering how many trips to Moscow Lindsay as made.

Is that the guy in the long-sleeve white t-shirt? He’s awesome.

That’s why I try to hit my kids with the car at least once a year. What if, when they’re adults, they get hit by a car? Now they’ll be able to handle it. You’re welcome kids!

Or, why don’t you tell us more about how a single elimination tournament at one of the highest levels of basketball is more important than raising 7 year olds.

It looks like you get two Mr. Beldings for the price of one.

Oh good, this really lets me off the hook during general elections. If the Dem candidate calls I’ll just let them know that I supported their opponent during the primary and therefore assume I’m blacklisted from volunteering for them or even voting for them.

That’s a petty nice interior. I really wish Toyota would steal it and move away from their giant plastic Tonka interiors.

To really get into conspiracy theories you have to be willing to believe a lot of things that are absolutely at odds with objective reality.  The first, ironically, is that you are smarter than everyone else.

“They told us, ‘This is what happens if you just cower and do nothing,”

I have no love for the guy but it seems obvious that the point he was trying to make is that there has been such a dearth of female candidates that we default to males picking female running mates instead of vice versa.

PivAAAHT. PivAAAAHT!

Maybe the schools should give the athletes preferred access to incredibly posh dorms, pro-quality gyms, 24-hour dining rooms with athlete focused chefs, and free tuition to make up for some of the hard work these students put in.

I agree with the complaint about all the gyrating and gesticulating.  Either gyrate OR gesticulate. Doing both is simply obscene.

I look forward to all the “how will we pay for it” concern we’ve seen so much lately from the Republicans.

It seems unfair to wear a beard to a slapping contest. Or maybe it’s stupid go clean-shaven.

This will give David Tracy plenty to write about in 40 years.