I might be a genuine compliment, but it should absolutely not be mistaken for a prelude to, “I want to have sex with you.”

I’m the same age as both of you and I’m really leaning in to how little I care about the admiration or approval of young bucks at the gym.

“Hmmmm, this large bag of small peanut butter cups is actually a much better deal than the actual candy bar. I’ll just eat a few and snack on them all week.”

You may be right, but I bet it gets boring once you already own a dozen black or red or maybe yellow $1 million cars.  Gotta mix it up somehow before you realize money also can’t create meaning in your life.

“Baby, I don’t want to hit you. You just make me so mad sometimes.....”

Man, all this hate for people photographing their meal. I just took a photo of my sandwich and I don’t care who gets annoyed by it.

Hmmm, does anybody know how to give a goat stitches? Also, out of curiosity, what blood type are goats?

I did not expect this article to be the angriest comment section on the gawkerverse today. And yet, it seems to be winning easily.

When the tap handle lights up, the whole bar receives a round of free Coors Light.

I can’t tell if it was an accident or a genius marketing campaign that they essentially called their school “Settle U”.

There had been a lot of confusion over how these dolts stayed at the school once they were admitted. Now we know..........

All these people are trash, but this poor guy is so desperate to believe his son might still pull through and make something of himself. What a sad family.

I can’t believe a sports blog is going to just leave this hanging.

I try to be pretty safety conscious too. When I’m drilling or grinding etc. I squint my eyes pretty tightly and kinda look to the side a little bit too. Maybe I’ll go the extra mile and drop a couple bucks on some safety glasses.

Look honey, it’s not my fault you keep falling in the pond when you get out of the car. Just pay more attention next time.

Look honey, it’s not my fault you keep falling in the pond when you get out of the car. Just pay more attention next time.

I don’t have a strong opinion about the plate but I do want to applaud the attention to detail in the mockups. The four zip ties on the plate to attach it to the grill are simply superb.  Well done!

Probably

God, this is the perfect lure for my guillotine.

The first step to becoming millionaire is asking yourself, “How can I create a product that will do people’s work for them?” There are millions of people out there salivating at the idea that they could ride a bike without having to actually pedal the damn thing. Personally, I think e-bikes are going to absolutely…