Also, later in the article it states;

It’s been almost four months and I still can’t get over the look of terror on that poor staffer’s face as she tries to take the microphone back from Jim Acosta. That top image is just haunting.

Lots of other automakers impose top speed limits on their cars, and 112 MPH isn’t really that slow for vehicles that aren’t exactly designed for the track. So, who all will care about this change?

Or footprints leading to the car. Or any evidence that parking spaces are assigned to specific cars.

Per wikipedia

Also, Hitler had a secretary named Sanders and Sanders had a secretary named Hitler.

I’ve lived in Charlotte, NC for most of my life, but not by choice, and I’m by no means a Carolina boy. A lot of the things that the locals do here still confuse me after nine years, one of them being their obsession with Bojangles.

This was almost cartoonishly sexist: “[@AOC’s] ideas take off because there’s nobody willing to say ‘you don’t know what you’re talking about. Be quiet, come back when you grow up.’”

surfing skirt?

And this is exactly why North Korea wants nuclear weapons. Kim Jong-Un absolutely understands that we wouldn’t be swaggering around with our guns out if Valenzuela had nuclear missiles pointed at us.

Sounds legit to me.  What good is having an ultra-secret society if you don’t also engrave the truth about it on dollar bills.  

Seconded. Subaru isn’t using any kind of voodoo. They just charge less money for a noticeably inferior car.  I don’t hate our Outback, or really regret buying it, but it is perfectly clear why it cost thousands less than the other imports we cross-shopped it against.  

It’s also noteworthy that she seems mostly upset with the idea that they are sullying the good name of Jupiter. She just wants them to go do it elsewhere. Maybe Shelbyville.

and when I charge it at night, it’s in my bed—a breeding ground of lint.

This is a bad take. It’s barely a step away from paying bums to fight each other.  Obviously “nobody was forced to do anything” is a common attitude though which is why we are forced to have minimum wage laws, OSHA safety requirements, overtime laws, whsitle-blower protections etc.  

I’ve been noticing that my consumption occasions are not very efficient. I wonder if Pepsi would sell me a soda drinking robot so I could offload that work. I could easily triple the volume of my consumption occasions if I automated it.

You should read Pet Cemetery. You might find some valuable lessons in there.

Good. Current conspiracy theories were getting kinda stale. This should really rev up the ole troll machine.  

“They were holding hands, they were kissing as if nobody else existed,

What, exactly, does that photo tell you about working at Sweetgreen? That they hire minorities?