I can only ever think of W1A

After Lehman Brothers moved out in the middle of the month I had to shampoo the carpet TWICE to get the smell of AXE bodyspray out of the carpet. Lesson learned.

I’m not ashamed to admit that I offered them;

I assume 69% said, “Well my finances can’t get any worse next year....”

That does sound like a Republican! Also, you could note that the economy* has never been stronger.

I’m kind of in that camp. Sometimes I’m just too lazy to take my hands off the keyboard and use the mouse. If I catch a misspelling while typing I’ll just hold down the backspace key and grind out six words to go back and correct the misspelling then retype the six deleted words. I’m not heartbroken by the potential…

4/5 I bought this oil as a gift for my wife. She seemed happy to get it.

Starting with Apple’s wildly popular wireless earbuds,

Veteran 1: What are you going to do after your tour is up?

Definitely irrelevant. The news spends so much time covering your insightful thoughts that I can’t even remember the last time I heard her name mentioned. I better let you go so you can answer that call from the Cato Institute.

That was a refreshingly blunt response from Reebok’s marketing specialist. I would have expected a very bland nod towards “empowerment” or something with maybe a wink and a nudge or insinuation. But Alexander just laid it all right out.  Bravo.

hey smartypants - how about less thinkin and more sinkin

I kind of agree. Anytime a Trump claims that they didn’t really do any work at all, I tend to believe them.

You’ll never guess what’s been returned to it’s upright position.

It’s OK. We’re going to rebuild every structure in America to the highest standards in the next ten years.

I for one am willing to pay AMI whatever they are asking to avoid seeing photos of Jeff Bezos partially naked.

The only time someone argues for “true socialism” is to try and claim that democratic socialism doesn’t count as socialism and can therefore be dismissed as a relevant example. Conservatives LOVE to duck in and out of what is or isn’t socialism depending on whether it’s successful or scary, or if they are trying to…

But they’re nothing anyone who has actually taken an economics or political science course would call socialist.

You have no idea how right you are. From a discussion only yesterday.

Dude, never talk about Fight Club.  Also, I think they were using lye.