Aren’t growlers just filled from the tap at the bar? It seems unlikely that they’d have a whole secondary setup of all their beers just to push lower quality beer into growlers. I’d definitely be suspicious though if they took my growler into the backroom to fill it.

And the best part is that it’s just going to sharpen her. She’s inexperienced so she has a lot to learn, but having a target on her will force her to sharpen her game in a way that other new members won’t ever experience.  I’m confident she can step-up her game now that she knows everyone is coming for her.

I have to say that The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars was a devastating series finale. The look on it’s face when it realized that this mission to Mars, like all before it, was a one way trip, was heartbreaking. As the camera pulled back from the surface of the planet, and then further back until everything faded…

Hey now, writing about sex is difficult. For instance, is “motor boating” hyphenated?  These are the kinds of problems I struggle with as I’m attempting to complete my newest romance novel.

For anyone that’s interested, if you click through to the “accused of sexism” link it’s a story about some protesters who say, “Nancy Pelosi is a woman and he’s challenging her so it’s sexist.” It’s about as deeply thought as this whole dumb straw-man article. 

I had the same problem when me and my boy named Sue flow on Southwest.

I always roll my eyes at actors overselling earthquakes in movies. Based on the video above, lunging around and swaying a bunch is actually a pretty accurate depiction.

“Technology has made it significantly easier to be a creep.”

Hold on now. My recollection of Hee Haw is incredible fuzzy since it was on in the background when I was playing with Hot Wheels but I always thought of it as pretty tongue and cheek. They were serious about the music but the rest was pure corn. Let’s not mix them up with the “Let’s hop in the pickup and harass…

Doughnuts have a similar effect on me. Every time I see one it makes me eat it.

They sell pudding in gallon cans?  Dinner is served!

Yeah, it looks like one of their bylaws is that no two members can wear the same type of hat.  

This is a beautiful example of exactly how joyful it can be to get enjoyment from someone’s reaction to a false statement.  

I lived in Sweden 20 years ago and I still have dreams I’m back there. I’d be down for France too, or the Netherlands, or Italy or ....Everyplace has it’s faults but at least you’d be living with adults instead of spoiled, gullible babies.

I lived in Sweden for awhile. I’d SWIM there if they’d give me citizenship.  Part of my disappointment in the U.S. is the concrete evidence that a society can be structured much better.

I haven’t YET strangled someone because I walked up after them and assumed they pressed the button. Then the light cycles and we don’t get a walk sign and I realize....ahhh someone too lazy or self-absorbed to press the button.

And is the other cop wearing a skull and crossbones hat?

Beat Street, Beat Street 2, American Ninja...

Oh, I really like that angle.  He’s literally playing 4-D chess.  Taking an advantage in one game and using that to leverage a draw which will net him an even greater advantage in the next set of games.  

That picture is a perfect example of DC culture. “Son, today you are a man. It’s time to put away the khakis and blue blazer and begin your age of dark suit and power tie.”