“Hey, I don’t pay you guys to just stand around and flirt! No seriously, I make $3.5 million a year but you aren’t paid at all.”

The best and most concise answer.

That slow motion footage of his face shifting from receiver to defender is amazing. In real time it almost looks accidental.

Yeah, this is a weak attempt at outrage. She gave a meaningless non-answer to a journalist she didn’t give a damn about.

I guess we could check in with almost any other country in the world.  They seem to have figured out how to provide healthcare to their citizens.  Many also provide heavily subsidized higher education.  

If necessary you could also resort to what I tell my young kids. Fair doesn’t mean equal.

I assume the fireworks would be to get the drivers attention. BUT.....it would be really awesome if they did setup fireworks to trigger every time someone hit the bridge. Kind of like a homer during the playoffs or something.  A couple of big sparkly fountains on each side, lots of rockets and concussions.  

I’m surprised by this. I fully expected the Senate’s first order of business would be to vote to repeal ACA since they could do it safely knowing the House wouldn’t agree. Now that the adults are back in town the Republicans can stomp around and huff and puff about all kinds of meaningless votes that they take in…

So does this mean I can’t yell, “Hey beautiful, get in here!” when I want my coworker to come over to my desk?

Sanctions are almost guaranteed to be self defeating. If we want a country to move towards a more progressive society it’s far more effective to allow it’s citizens to enjoy the benefits of our way of life and begin demanding more. Airlifting supplies into Berlin or shipping Levi’s to the Soviet Union are good…

I agree, but there’s also a pretty good chance you pay for a carry-on and then find all the bins full anyway. I don’t know why airlines work so hard to make me hate them.

Maybe Polestar is simultaneously shooting an OK GO video as a side gig. 

An orange friend of mine wants to know if you can at least take all the profit for yourself and enrich your own bank account at the expense of the other stakeholders and future growth.

I am NOT taking life advice from someone that bought a gold coat.

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And that’s how Drew ended up with a size medium Paula Abdul tshirt.

The real story is that three FBI agents really wanted to see Hamilton so they setup a fake sting just to get tickets. “Maybe we should try to prove he’s corrupt by organizing a week long tip to Paris” “Oh yeah and maybe test his honesty by taking him along with us to a spa weekend and wine tasting”

This is the brilliance of Trump.  Nobody had ever thought of running a campaign centered on creating even more jobs that are dirty, dangerous and have no potential for advancement.  Then promise to take away people’s healthcare and give millionaires tax cuts and you’ve built yourself a whole platform!

Don’t even get me started on airbags.  Why are they so expensive?  They’re full of air and air is basically free.  Just another frivolous expense.

Why would you throw stones through a glass house? Every modern country knows you throw them at adulterers and heretics.