when i was a kid i always casted who would be what x-men. Iman was and still is my Storm.

That doll is supposed to be Chinese? Because she is a dead ringer for my Irish-German-Portuguese cousin Sharon.

Storm in any form but MOHAWK STORM. COME ON. (and this fan art is amazing)

Or GTFO.

Once a student plagiarized an article by the US ambassador to South Africa. When confronted, she claimed that HE had stolen it FROM HER.

I have not received an essay written in text speak. I have received copious essays written in text speak. Someone literally wrote the sentence, "Beethoven wrote many symphonies b4 his sixth."

Which is pedantic. And y'know. Sad.

I long for the days when a comma splice was a serious complaint. These days, I'm happy to find a verb.

I was confused when I started reading the bullet points because I thought that one was a quotation from Lolita.

Did you watch the whole video and how they discussed it with the kids after showing them their videos. It's very heartwarming. And really, I think that kids would be going "gross" over a hetero couple kissing as well.

thanks, now there are these fucking tiny eggs everywhere

I wish dueling was legal so he could fight Rachel Maddow too. Rand Paul is kind of lucky its not legal.

Atlantis.

Little late, but:

My log does not judge.

Jessica Rabbit. This costume brought to you by double-sided fabric tape.

Every kiss will begin with Kay if they make a necklace that IS shaped like the Lochness monster and somebody gives it to me.

oh, THAT looks healthy.

I get the impression this is the type of person who's like "WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? IT'S A PERFECTLY LOGICAL AND ADULT THING TO EAT ON A DISPOSABLE TARP AND ALSO TO TURN YOUR UNDERWEAR INSIDE OUT AND WEAR THEM BACKWARDS SO YOU CAN USE THEM 4 TIMES BEFORE WASHING! EFFICIENCY! ANYONE WHO INSISTS ON USING REAL FLATWEAR…

I am going to try to sell DreamWorks on a movie based on my high school experience. I am going to call it Grease: My Fucking Grandparents Lied About How Great High School Would Be.

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