I'm an atheist and I think religions are fairy tales too. However, taking the stance that they are not worth learning, knowing, or understanding is basically just willful ignorance about the world around you.

I'm an atheist but I also think teaching world religion is important bc it gives people a better *perspective* on how other cultures think and live. More perspective=less ignorance. Less ignorance=what school is supposed to be all about. Teaching about different religions is not the same as indoctrinating people into…

So is this a march for the Albino nation or something? I mean.. I am fairly sure my skin is kind of pinkish, though very pale from my deep distrust of large balls of fire that just hang in the sky.

I just made up a way to downvote. I've been wanting to use this forever, and finally found a worthy recipient. Behold the anti-star. I'm not giving it to you, but I did bestow it upon the antivaxxer.

I don't understand statistics or any form of critical thinking.

Quoting from @therealmactastic's posted stats:

*Next on Top Chef Canada, White People vs. White People.*

"Penetrate my genitals robustly, for I am sufficiently aroused and ready for intercourse."

AMAZON BASIN.

AND HOW! Jezebel CALLS ITSELF A FEMINIST SITE and yet here they are, promoting unrealistic body images and making us all feel like shit about ourselves.

Oh, I'm not disputing that for a minute. But that's not the tone this write-up takes. It's acting like this is an innate quality of the female gender, not the result of social bullshit.

I want T-Swift's dress, and Lorde's skirt. I want them to take me shopping and buy me all the pretty things. That is all.

Well, who could resist? I also have never done this with my cat.

I may or may not occasionally nibble on my dog's ear.

Officer: "Excuse me Ms., what's that in your skirt?"

• MISANDRY

I once had a guy stop and ask me to cough again.

A few months after the death of a baby my husband and I very much wanted, I found out that a friend had had an abortion. She was terrified to tell me because she thought that I would hate her for killing her child (her words) when I couldn't have mine. Her sister used me as an example of why abortion is evil. I was…

We got a dog when I was 10, the shelter had a 24-hour hold policy, so after we picked out "Tinker" we went home and came back the following day. When we arrived an older couple was being told the dog was already adopted, it turned out they had fallen in love with him too just after we finished our paperwork, and…

And throw away years of spinster training? Never!