As an avid reader of the blog Extra Petite, I can't believe that half of the comments here are complaining about the original image instead of the way it was lazily appropriated, decontextualized, and then turned into a universal suggestion for all UCI students.

What is it about Target having weird stuff put inside other things? One of my friends bought a backpack for her kid for school and got home to find a little bag of weed in it!

I was going to go with pot and kettle.

I mostly took away that I am not the only person to drop food down my bra and retrieve, then eat it, and for that I am grateful.

Exactly. He's not in jail for saying offensive things... that is free speech!

I guess as an obese person, I should be sluting it up everywhere? Where do I sign up for this?!

i know, there's something insulting about it. like, this porn is so plain and vanilla and silly it's like something MOMS would like! thanks, dudes. thanks.

Does anyone else think Mr. Mime is WAAAY too creepy looking in this game?

At first I thought Sydney was going to be a trans-boy, because that would sort of make sense, but it just seems odd that Sydney's parents think that sending her to camp with this huge secret is a good idea.

I know me finding Idris Elba attractive automatically disqualifies me as being a "worthy" sexual partner for this ass, but maybe I should sleep with Idris anyway. You know, just to be safe...

As someone with a few questionable pics floating around, I've always sort of assumed that the sheer volume of selfies and porn online was its own protection. Sort of like trying to find one particular fish in the ocean. Somebody could, but the odds are long.

She's not. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing, and I kind of love her for it. Or maybe her "handlers" know what they're doing. Regardless: she/her brand is in complete control of this so-called fiasco of Miley Cyrus, and they're making bank. I have a feeling she's shrewd enough to be socking enough away for when…

At my local mall, simply walking by A&F and inhaling the air is enough to make you feel sick and light headed. I don't know what the scent is supposed to be, but it is rather vulgar regardless.

There are some clear indicators in his prose that stand out to me:

The men were all just hanging out, minding their own businesses, waiting for their baby-mamas to make them a sandwich and a martini, and the women were all "nope" and CHAOS ERUPTED EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE DISINTEGRATION OF FAMILY VALUES. THANKS OBAMA.

I guess most of us assume that men aren't such complete pussies that they would be "intimidated" by a woman with her own views, and with a sense of ambition.

This is horrible. Was there not even a mirror in the room when you tried it on-level Horrible.

Luxembourg was too small to contain her train?

Once again, it is up to the ladies to make sure their appearance will not draw comments from any of the strangers they might meet in the future. Obviously we can't expect people to not yell about the underpants of strangers, that would be a ridiculous inconvenience to assholes!