What I don't understand is this weird thing where society seems to think these people should be above reproach at all times and do every little thing right. They're just people. Sometimes they're going to say something stupid in a public venue. Sometimes they're not going to apologize for saying something stupid. …

That one and the Elsa-with-a-bag-of-ice made me sporfle my tea.

Thank you! <3

It was actually difficult to find a picture that shows the sleeves and doesn't have something in the way. Like the bouquet.

I found one with off-the-shoulder bell sleeves because I am a wannabe medieval hippie.

Mr. Bells comes from a large Mormon family. When we met his in-laws (some of whom are very important figures in the church), they asked "oh, do you live close by each other?"

ooh thank you! I can keep an eye out for it, anyway!

Yeeppp. I got dumped once simply for paying the restaurant bill at lunch. A modest lunch date, couldn't have been more than $40. And he'd driven an hour to meet me, so I felt it was fair that I paid.

I am in the comments only because I am desperately hoping someone can source Taylor's dress for me.

I call shenanigans. I graduated high school in 1991 and got teased unmercifully for my frizzy, fluffy, book-Hermione hair.

oh god yes this please.

[off topic] Did you know she's married to Mr. Carson from Dowton Abbey!

When I get the Credit Card Services robocall, I hold down 3 or 4 buttons on the phone for a full minute. The call usually disconnects. I'm hoping it fucks with the computer or they think they reached a fax line or something.

Yeah I've been on the list for years, and if I say I'm on it or I tell the caller to add me to their company's list ... they just hang up on me and call me again later.

"I couldn't have been sexually harassing all those women, they knew I was married!"

I have curly hair. I know how long it takes me to be ready to go, and I plan accordingly. I have a peeve about being late.

I read your second sentence as "lying about eating puppies" and I was like ... no, that's not the same at all dude.

If they don't believe we make stuff from scratch, why are they always demanding we make them sammiches?

Yes me too. I have often wondered how I made it to 40 without something horrible happening. I was dumb; it is only pure dumb luck that I was never assaulted.

KILL IT WITH FIRE