I've toyed with the idea of making a team totally out of useless Pokemon. Luvdisc, Dunsparce, Stantler, etc.

I'm naming all my Pokemon after food this game. I'm now naming this guy Guacamelee.

I kind of think she looks fantastic when she just keeps the frigging tongue in her mouth. I wouldn't wear 99% of it, even in my skinny teenage days, but she works it.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

I mostly wear it because I tend to look weirdly non-adult without it. Like, I'm 40, so I don't really look young, but I don't look like a grownup either? I've got a round baby face.

The thing that's bugging me about that is while it makes sense for the story, it doesn't make sense from any real perspective. If my kid was transgender, I would not be sending them to any camp without making sure all the adults involved were real clear on the issue, let alone sending them to Christian girls' camp.

My husband likes to tell this story about a super-racist boss he once had (in Utah), whose crowning glory was the line "Now some of [the blacks] are as smart as you or me, and they make great athletes and gladiators."

I read that as "Shaggy Shame Flaps" and then I was like "...that works too."

I'm so stealing that for the next idiot 17 year old boy that messages me about his dick on an MMO.

I hovered over your link and ... I just can't bring myself to click it. Maybe the next time I have to take Vicodin I can look.

I found this little spring along a trail in Zion, Utah. That'll get ya wet. ;)

This is an EXCELLENT plan. Where does the line form?

This is Austin, TEXAS? Isn't he like... sweaty as all hell in that ruffly thing?

I dated a guy in college that would tell just stupid little lies, and then of course not get his story straight with our mutual friends so I'd immediately find out he was lying.

Oh, did you date my ex? Or did I date yours? Hell, it's possible we both did at the same time. He was that kind of guy.

This is going to get buried way down the bottom somewhere, but I'm voting for these guys:

I have to hold my breath just walking PAST it. It smells like someone set a Drakkar Noir factory on fire.

They've got the rest of his outfit at the EMP in Seattle, or they did two months ago anyway.

I think she looks fantastic with the short hair and all but LORD I am tired of the tongue.

I've been calling it "bacne" since like 1985. And all my friends did too so I guess I just thought it was already a thing?