This was your best GBBO review ever! Laughed so loud I got funny looks from coworkers.

Additionally, I find the British perspective on what’s common baked good knowledge to be so weird.
they go from
“Oh I love an opera cake”
“I love religieuse”

Aww! That’s a lovely story! I have a dog story too. When I was a kid, we had a spaniel. He was called sparky, and he was very protective of me, I guess because I am disabled and and only child. It was just him and me for most of my childhood. He died when I was 20, he had cancer so had to be pts. I was heartbroken...…

I bet if you had shown up, he would have asked for a threesome.

I was dating a guy.  A few days after a date he called to tell me he was engaged. Oh, and he wanted all three of us to go to dinner together. That did not happen. All I could think was, “Lucky girl.” Ugh. 

That’s America now: just insist all the stuff you don’t like to think about didn’t happen and wasn’t real.

For real. I was engaged in my 20s and my fiance broke it off because of his cold feet. He told his friends I was the one that ended it. You know how I found out? Because one of his g-d friends confronted me over it in the parking lot at the grocery store. I was so stunned I don’t think I even bothered to correct him.

I too am often surprised by issues I was unaware of, like marriages I was in until very recently.

A very wealthy, non-famous person also has a different type of people that speak for them, that give them more anonymity. I’m sure in certain circles it is well known who Ellen’s personal assistant is or the like. But random super rich non-famous person... he is not making the call but rather asking an assistant to…

Came here to say this verbatim. I’m not sure this segment is doing what you think it is, Ben. Don’t go chasing waterfalls. Just stick to the dry rivers and lakes that you’re used to.

Thank you! I walked all over Italy in them, and never got a blister!

I know others who swear the opposite, but Danskos are very ouchy on my bunions. 

I fucking love that you’re using a sewing table as a laptop table, or vice versa. The brilliance works both ways. 

JESUS H CHRIST ON A CRACKER DID YOU KNOW THERE’S A MOUNTAIN LION ON YOUR DESK OH MY GOD THE HUMANITY!!!

Oh OKAYYY, MS. APARTMENT THERAPY FEATURE STORY. Srsly tho this is so fancy and cute! “Boo you whore.” :D

I just bought this like a month ago. I already stained it tho. I need to get a nice new chair and then it will be fancy.

mine doubles as my dining table

If there’s anything that 2000, 2004, and 2016 taught me is never to trust the white American voter.

I bought one thing.

I have bought SO much shit lately, but 90% of it is for my home office / craftocalypse room, supplies for making stuff for our shop (or for wrapping orders for our shop, or packaging orders for our shop, because I’m never too busy to do a shimmery cloudy misty spraypaint job on a shipping box) (actually I AM, but I…