Technically it’s a compound bow, not a crossbow. This is laziness incarnate: he probably had all that shit from “hunting”, which is something he likes to pretend to do. This is like a kid who dressed up as “boy scout” because he had the uniform already.

Does he really think that crying because your husband might imminently die is unusual? Really? This is almost more baffling than the whole sweeping the forests thing. Almost.

Texas took my old state ID while they were making and sending me a new one in the mail. I took the print out with my old ID and the explaination from Texas to my next flight, and they would flat out not accept it. Even though I was flying domestically in the same state that gave me the piece of paper.
What did save me…

As am I!

As a Jenny B., I do as well!

I just want to point out that the well in the photo above (The Ring) is on Cal State Channel Islands campus. It’s one of the most haunted colleges in America due to the campus being repurposed from an old mental institution. It’s said that the mental institution in question was the muse for The Eagles’ Hotel…

This seems right up my alley. I hate going to the gym, not necessarily because I hate exercise (I do), but because I get so damn bored working out. It helped for a while when I started listening to apps like Zombies, Run! and the like, but I’m usually defeated by my own attention span long before I get tired.

AHHHHHH THIS IS A LIFETIME MOVIE

I went out with a guy I met in a bar (I’ll call him X) not long after moving to a new city. By the end of the first date it was painfully obvious my seven year old cousin was capable of a more intelligent conversation than X. In my youthful naivete I told him we could still be friends (not with benefits). He agreed. A…

My now wife grabbed my ass in a bar, I bought her a drink and we went home together. 20 years and 2 kids later, we are still grabbing each others asses. (It wasn’t an entirely random ass grab. we knew each other and had been flirting a fair amount in the weeks prior)

We drama students can BRING IT. I’ve had creepy guys follow me and try to solicit me and they get an EARFUL. I’m not shy.

Well, looks like we found the radical leftist...

I got a real spicy take over here: I think the president tweets too much. 

This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...

Next to it was a large clown doll, staring up at me with dead clown doll eyes, leaned against the wall, as if watching me enter his domain.

I forgot a title! May I nominate Nope Forever Woods after the fact?

To paraphrase another Jezebel article on the subject, oh but they are good boys

Yeah welcome to NOPE FOREVER WOODS, turning around right the hell now.

You seem like a lot of fun. Are you this much of a snob about everything other people enjoy that you think is a frivolous waste of time and energy in the face of war, genocide, disease, etc., or do you reserve your scorn for just this?

Back in college, I spent a semester abroad studying in New Zealand. Over one weekend, some girlfriends and I decided to book an overnight horse trek with a company just outside the city on the south island where we all went to school. The company offered an hours-long ride to a small, secluded beach where we would…