We drama students can BRING IT. I’ve had creepy guys follow me and try to solicit me and they get an EARFUL. I’m not shy.

Well, looks like we found the radical leftist...

I got a real spicy take over here: I think the president tweets too much. 

This story isn’t scary, and there are so many other stories on here that I doubt anyone will read it...but it IS true, I wanted to share it somewhere, and folks in my normal life would probably roll their eyes, so...

Next to it was a large clown doll, staring up at me with dead clown doll eyes, leaned against the wall, as if watching me enter his domain.

I forgot a title! May I nominate Nope Forever Woods after the fact?

To paraphrase another Jezebel article on the subject, oh but they are good boys

Yeah welcome to NOPE FOREVER WOODS, turning around right the hell now.

You seem like a lot of fun. Are you this much of a snob about everything other people enjoy that you think is a frivolous waste of time and energy in the face of war, genocide, disease, etc., or do you reserve your scorn for just this?

The funny thing about having kids is that no one tells you that the things that give you the willies changes after they’re born, and this is now the spookiest thing I’ve read on this site. 

Perhaps you saw it here: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/boyfriend-corpses-medical-condition/

I’ve posted about this incident anecdotally before and a reader was a little shook so in fairness, trigger warning because of an actual child’s death.

This is by far— by FAR— the freakiest thing that has ever happened to me.

Back in the early 2000s I moved in with a now ex-boyfriend. He lived in a bungalow style house in one of the neighborhoods of a large midwestern city. This happened when I was taking a personal day from work after moving in to finish getting things arranged and unpacked.

My parents thought they were just going to have one chid-me. My mom had my brother the summer before I started fourth grade. I was *relatively* okay with this. My mom had a c-section, and her mom came to stay because my baby brother was freaking huge and my dad had to get back to work.

Made this account purely to participate because I have a recent weird experience. This story is from about two months ago. I have no clear explanation for what the hell happened and it took me three attempts to work myself up to remembering it in enough detail to write it down. Here goes.

“The locals are really not down with mockery of their customs and religion? BEHOLD MY LACK OF MOCKERY! Allow me to spend lots of money in local stores before I go!”

That is entirely accurate and 100% sums up our relationship!

HAH! Maybe you can write the world’s shortest horror movie and win an Oscar in the short films category.

Back in college, I spent a semester abroad studying in New Zealand. Over one weekend, some girlfriends and I decided to book an overnight horse trek with a company just outside the city on the south island where we all went to school. The company offered an hours-long ride to a small, secluded beach where we would…