I’ll just say this and no more because it’s one of the most formatively painful moments of my life,- even in LA, it was no good being Iranian, for nearly three years afterwards.

I got in the dumbest argument on this site with a couple of women insisting that thong style underwear are all about sexualizing yourself and that NO ONE could possibly wear them for comfort. I could not convince them that for many of us, full backs just migrate and therefore thongs are a much better ‘fit.’ If you…

Last time I bought a tank suit, I was able to find a Long suit from Speedo. But I just searched them to see if they still do that (and if I should recommend) and they have one style in a Long, and it goes up to a size 18. Soooo fuck that shit.

Um, any chance you could link me to that? My girlfriend has an athletic body type (broad shoulders, etc) and a long torso. She has described the same trauma you’re talking about (wedgie trauma, specifically) for swimsuits.

my old roommate swam competitively in school.  The uniform suits were color coded by size, so everybody knew if you were in the blue suit, you were a L.  Not your actual body but the size of the suit.  

I’m not sure I’d want to see Intergluteal Cleft opening for anyone.

High-five to my long-torso’d cousins, man. That bodysuit fad in the early 90s filled me with sadness because it was wedgie-o-rama for me. I finally found some one-piece swimsuits for longer torsos (LL Bean) but it was tough going for awhile.

As a kid, I was tall and skinny with a long torso. One-piece swimsuits NEVER fit - the torso was never long enough. If it was, the boobs and butt parts were way too loose. Jumpsuits don’t fit me now, for the same reason. If the parents are upset not every body fits into the generic cut of a speedo, they should…

Ccurly hair + satin scrunchies. They don't tug and break my hair like regular hair ties. 

That was basically the logic. In actual fact the only lego store in my area happens to be at the mall that she goes to for Sephora. If we are in that area together and she insists we go to Sephora, I just go to the lego store while I wait.

Based on how I use Facebook, I think they would just be trying to hook me up with a cat cafe.

Fuck Annapurna and Yallow! OLIVE GARDEN AHOY!

I have an agreement with my girlfriend that when she stops buying hundreds of dollars worth of makeup, I’ll stop buying lego sets.

The only way this wedding could be better is if another T-Rex showed up and proposed.

Maybe the sisters understand each other and have a bond that makes it possible that the dinosaur isn’t trying to be the center of attention but knows it would bring even more joy.

Can you imagine trying to catch the bouquet with those tiny arms? No wonder they died out

“you great big girl’s blouse”

what the hell are spicy brownies?

No idea. But I fully intend to find out.