My ex has literally tried to retcon me out of existence. When asked on Facebook how old his kids are, he said “almost teenagers lol can you believe it?”

I almost got mowed down in the crosswalk on Coast Village Road by some luxury SUV and the driver flipped ME off. How dare I impede your speeding with my squishy human body. 

I used to work for a real estate agent in Montecito, and my money would be on non-celebrity neighbors. The “regular” rich folks were always way worse.

I just want to be able to SEE if anyone has their island open BEFORE I spend 5 minutes going through the travel dialog only to be told "oh drumsticks".

I don't know, but I love those shoes. 

They’re too stiff for me. My foot needs a more flexible shoe or I end up in real pain. Which is too bad because I love both clogs and looking like a pottery teacher with a messy bun.

I’ve got a second monitor on there now; in the last 6 months my job has gone from “receptionist” to “Zoom meeting runner/video editor/ tech support". I'm currently running a 200+ person event with over an hour's worth of video to play. We live in wild times. 

Yay for the Kallax Workstation! I’d been wanting one to use as a sewing table and this was my excuse to buy it. Not that I can sew on it right now.

The desk and cubes are ikea's Kallax workstation. The chair i got off Amazon and it's okay but not great. It was only $80 though. Office chairs are expensive af.

I’ve been great except for all the "am I gonna get coronavirus and die" stress. You know. Like it is. 

My purchases have been mostly lounge bras and a fuckton of housewares. Fancy cheese board. Fancy coffee grinder. Fancy extra-giant mugs for my poor husband’s coffee addiction.

A chiropractor once told me that I have one extra lumbar and one extra cervical vertebra. Many women with UD also only have one kidney (I have both tho).

My cervixes were connected, like a 8, so it was hard to tell which one you were looking at. At least, until I had a kid because there's a difference in your cervix when you've carried a pregnancy. 

The last time we had a post like this, it turned out a lot of us Jezzies have didelhpus uterus. I was one, until I had the whole shebang removed in January. I don't even have two vaginas anymore. 

My worst roommate is also my best friend breakup story so I’m not gonna repeat it.

We’re actually ... kind of enjoying it. Having my spouse around the house means he has more time for the little annoying cleaning tasks during the day so the housework is getting split more evenly. Both our kids were out of the house just before lockdown started so there’s enough room that we’re not on top of each…

Nono, this is what Magic Virus Pills ™️ come in:

If it helps, I had a friend just straight up ghost me with no explanation too. I thought we were super close, my kid called her “auntie Beth”, etc. It was my birthday, we had plans, and she just... never showed up. Never answered my calls again. We were both in the same performance troupe and she quit without a word.…

One of my best friends from high school went on to the same college as me. We decided to live together for our third year, sharing a room in my apartment because it was right next to campus.

I am 100% DOWN for weird vintage hats.