There's no way Cloud was running in THOSE heels without practicing first. 😂

That last bit is my favorite thing in the game. 

The museum in this AC is fucking LIT. It's gooooorgeous. My favorite part is that last bit of the fossil section, with the mammals, that "traces" the family trees up to little silhouettes of the villagers. The last space, above an australopithecus skull, is empty and lights up if you stand in it. 

I could not sit cross legged as a kid. Instead, I’d sit with my knees bent and my legs at either side. Somehow no one mentioned this was weird until we moved across the country and everyone at my new school let me know it was bizarre.

I was a giraffe solemnly nibbling the tops of trees (aka broccoli)

No, once you get all of the outfit recipes for each type, you get a recipe for an even more ridiculous outfit. So here’s the hat with bonus cherry blossom umbrella.

I just wanted to make that ridiculous hat, and as soon as I got that recipe I made it and sold all my eggs. 

We’ve all established that everyone in my office has a water bottle or a mug of tea during staff meetings. No one will know if my mug is actually full of beer over Zoom! 

Apparently not, one came from Irish and the other from Portuguese. It’s just a coincidence that the names are that similar. Like the word for “library” in Spanish and Russian lol

I also went with a fictional/mythical island: Hy-Brasil, an island allegedly near Ireland that only appears once every 7 years. 

I made a Mexican egg scramble the other night that tasted great but it was SO ugly. Some liquid from the black beans got into the eggs and they were gray but also somehow shiny.

I don't know why England still names potential monarchs Charles. Have any of them managed a reign better than "brief"?

Yeah my daughter got her first apartment in February...and now she can’t get a job either. All the retail’s gone except grocery stores and Amazon. So we're gonna be paying HER rent too for the foreseeable future. 

He's also in California. And I'm near Seattle sooooooo neither option is good now. He certainly won't be able to get a job here. 

Blathers gives you necessary recipes so if you haven’t got him to show up yet, hand over 5 fish or bugs to Papa Nook.

Seriously my copy came yesterday afternoon and my house is getting built, the museum is getting built, and I've got 100k bells in the bank. So satisfying. 

My sister lives in California and works in marketing and SEO and they’re telling her she CAN’T work from home. They’re also claiming that pool and spa parts are “essential” so they’re not closing down.  Peak fucking California there. 

My brother was SUPPOSED to move in with us in February, but his cat got sick so he delayed the move and now he can't come. He's stuck in a house with his hoarder mother who rents out every square inch of the house so she doesn't have to work. Seriously, she's converted the DINING ROOM into a bedroom so she could rent…

This happened to me once. I was really struggling, so taking my daughter out and spending $40 at TGIFridays was a big deal. Then the waitress came up and said someone had paid, they wanted to be anonymous, and would we like dessert?

I’m pretty sure it wasn’t actually a stranger, and I have a pretty good idea who it was, but one year near Christmas when I was a broke as fuck single parent and my ex kept dodging child support, I found a huge bag of gift cards hanging on my front door one morning. $200 for the grocery store, and a bunch of smaller…