I enjoy beer. I enjoy trying new beers. I don’t, however, get drunk.

I do this with the Amazon channels. New season of something on PBS Masterpiece? Order it for one month and then cancel. Ooh, a week's free trial? Don't mind if I do! 

I got a really nice blazer, a packable down jacket, some wool dress slacks for my husband ... There’s never a lot of clothing, but there’s almost always something I need (want).

I got some really nice walking sandals the other week for $12. $12! Closed-toe, too, so I can wear them to work. I hate having to wear regular shoes in the summer. My feets wanna breathe.

See, my parents would only get me the cheaper (at the time) L.A. Gear. And everyone knew those weren’t nearly as cool.

The Kirkland brand wool socks are my winter must-have. The only socks that keep my feet warm.

I’m sorry, people get IVs for ... fun?

This weekend the museum I volunteer for had a collaborative art exhibit where people put up stickers with their “queer inspiration*” on them. One guy was SO EXCITED to write Lil Nas X on his sticker. He made at least one head explode in a good way.

God, Lucy Liu is so fucking gorgeous. I’m pretty sure my attraction is 50% her cheekbones and 50% that she always seems to play a badass.

I don’t understand how anyone can wear a wedge with the in-between-the-toes bit. All my weight ends up RIGHT THERE and it feels like it’s trying to slice my foot in half.

I should go into the merkin business maybe. I’ve certainly got the supply part of “supply and demand”

Play D&D with Vin Diesel. It’s on my husband’s bucket list as well.

My friends have ferrets, and one of them once managed to pry up a floor vent and made his way into the furnace. Fortunately, it was summer and the furnace didn’t come on, but getting him out was still very difficult. After that they made sure wherever they placed the ferret run did not include any floor vents.

Girl I got extra. You can have some.

Yeah seriously. The bush ain’t just peeking out of the bikini. It’s spreading its lushness across my upper thighs and pelvis too.

THIS. I have uterus didelphus (and I know I’m not the only one here), and while it’s possible to deliver vaginally with the condition, depending on the particulars of one’s anatomy it may not always be advisable. In my case, my OB said that while he would support me if I wanted to try labor, I had a 75% chance of…

My mom says the same, only she actually delivered me vaginally. They just knocked her out for it. Apparently not super uncommon in the 70's, but I do wonder how you push?

There are a number of photos in my yearbook that I know I WAS in, but they either cropped the photo or I was just out of frame. I’m not even in any of the photos in the yearbook article about the play I directed senior year.

I’m laughing at the idea of a bunch of big burly dudes suddenly being told their clothes are “immodest”. Like, welcome to pretty much what happens whenever a woman wears something comfortable. How do y'all like it?

My husband is on his 3rd year of EV ownership and almost never charges it outside our home. His work has EV spaces but he’s never used them, and he’s only used the spots at the grocery store and the airport a couple times.