I did not like the ThirdLove bra I bought, but I’d still pick them over VS. I’m wearing Lively now. I’m not doing underwires anymore.

I totally didn’t believe it either; I was all-bump so I didn’t think I’d have much left over after the baby was born. So I brought a pair of what WERE pre-maternity baggy overalls and could barely squeeze into them to go home.

I have been told by a friend who also did not much like Clinton but did actually meet him that the man is a literal fountain of charisma. Instead, now we have a fountain of ... KFC fryer grease.

I’ve always said, if I want to suck down something slimy and salty, I don’t have to pay for the privilege.

Went into Seattle Center about 1pm for some volunteer work. When I left at 5 my GPS said Mercer Street, my usual route, was closed. I had no idea why, but Mercer Street sucks in the afternoons anyway, so I took the new Route 99 tunnel home instead.

This was early 90's, they just ... showed up at an event at UCSB and played. For free. Come to think of it, that may have been the really confounding part.

People moshing. Which would not have been at all confounding except that the band playing was They Might Be Giants.

I said upthread that my son went to school last week with no insulin. His blood sugar was through the roof when the nurse called me. I was at cardiac rehab. If they’d made me go home and change out of my workout clothes before they let me take him to the ER I would have caused the biggest scene.

My son went to school last week and completely forgot his diabetic kit. And he used the last of his insulin the nurse keeps at school for emergencies. So I had to run there directly from cardiac rehab, still in my workout clothes.

I think I would like Joe Biden okay as a person. I’d have a beer with him and even laugh off a semi-creepy shoulder rub.

There’s a scene in “The Crown” where then-Princess Elizabeth has to get an injection in her face to treat a strained muscle from constant smiling. No idea how accurate that specifically is, but it sure seems legit.

She is going ALL IN and I am here for it. 

Oh No! A blonde woman!

I only clicked on this to see if someone’s mentioned Jenny Trout. I’m not even a romance reader but I do love her blog.

It’s like someone injected a Pontiac Aztek with all of the steroids. And I even *liked* the Aztek.

I must have missed the part where I indicate my religious preferences on my fucking 1040.

I was actually an adult when that came out, but my daughter looooved it. It actually wasn’t terrible. Better than that Zack & Cody shit, anyway.

I work as a volunteer museum docent, and I get some ... odd people, but we’re a niche kind of place so that’s not too surprising. But I can’t imagine being the guy who had to give this tour. Holy hell.

See, this was my first thought:

It’s on my phone, but I wasn’t using my phone at the time. We were sitting in the living room having a conversation about what her options were since her Mirena is due to come out in a few months. The phone was just sitting on the couch.