Someone has my husband’s usual online handle on PSN, and the account’s pretty much never actually been used. Hoping they deleted it and he can snag it now.

And I mean Call the Midwife is on what, season 8 or 9 now? It’s certainly not a weird concept to the Brits, anyway.

Bunnylawn. AWWWWW

Mine has never ever been regular or predictable. I didn’t know I was pregnant for over 2 months because I just figured I was having a long cycle again. I’ve gone 3months when I wasn’t even having sex, so it didn’t seem weird. So it was always really hard to remember how long it had been or when I might next expect it.…

I’m pretty sure Facebook is now listening to me through my phone. I had a discussion with my daughter - IN PERSON - about birth control options a few weeks ago, and that afternoon ads for birth control started appearing on my Facebook.

We went to a restaurant last year that had their fish and chips marked “gluten aware”, so my celiac spouse tried to order it and was told that they “can’t make the fish and chips gluten free” because it was breaded.

Plus, Amazon will frequently replace my seller feedback with “This order was fulfilled by Amazon and we take responsibility” and then ...not do a goddamn thing. I ordered an item where the seller lied about shipping it so I couldn’t cancel the order, and then refunded me about 30% when it finally arrived and I sent it…

I especially love when the obvious cheap Chinese clothing company has “only buy from PRETYLAYDY products all others are fake low quality!” My dude, you are all exactly the same. I know what I’m buying.

Oh yeah, there was a specific one I’ve been looking at, but the Amazon listing seems... off. And is significantly cheaper than the same item in the sex-toy store. 

I’m almost done with my rehab! I did 20 minutes on the elliptical Thursday. When I started I did 4 minutes and then got banned for a week because my heart rate was waaaayy too high lol.

Wil Wheaton is now the same age that Patrick Stewart was when Next Generation first aired. Mr. Wheaton is about 5 months older than I am.

I smacked a guy once who came up behind me and started grinding on me. He indignantly yelled “I’m not hitting on you oh my god!” and then ran to the bouncer and told him I punched him.

Sometimes, guys in the 18-24 age range think it’s fun to send me sexual messages on social sites. With their full name and using the same photo they have on their Facebook.

Excellent this narwhal dress I made two years ago is now ON TREND 100%

Wil Wheaton has also said that as much as he’s always loved acting, being a child star was very not great for him.

looooooooveeeee

Oh god I went through the whole collection and I need:

I dig this sofa. God I can’t wait until my kids move out and I can decorate how I want instead of “what’s practical and won’t make me cry when someone spills nachos on it.”

I generally eschew any shoe that’s not flexible because my feet need to BEND, but I love clogs. I don’t know why.

I uh ... actually, unironically, love it. Well, maybe not the bed. That’s a bit much. But I greatly want to have a beer with Drew Barrymore, in bathrobes, on that floral sofa thing.