I lost my own dad to multiple myeloma. I'm so sorry.

My daughter, as a 16-year-old with her first job, got texted dick pics by her 30-ish manager. She didn’t want to report it because he’d get in trouble. And when I went over her head and reported it anyway, his boss said “But he goes to church!” like that was somehow relevant. They also tried to suggest that the text…

Beef Jerky. All the time for anything. Especially if it’s that super-thin, super-hard, in-a-jar-at-the-gas-station-register kind. Look, I don’t live dangerously very often, okay?

I have a longline strapless bra that I can only put on with the clasp in front. I just can’t seem to get the hooks when they’re behind me.

In our case, it’s because he has weeeeeird issues with hygiene. Like, he thinks it’s some form of oppression to be told to shower. Getting him to shower, actually use soap, AND put on deodorant is basically impossible. He’ll do one of those things. Maybe. If we’re lucky.

Oh my god my stepson does that too. He’ll ask me a question, and when I answer it he’ll say ... “I don’t think that’s right.” Well then don’t ASK me, ya twerp!

Both of my kids are like the world’s most shit liars. They would do *exactly* this. My daughter’s outgrown it, but the boy is doubling down on lying because he can’t seem to understand that he’s REALLY BAD at it. He’s 18 and he’s like a toddler with a chocolate-covered face insisting they didn’t eat any cake.

My stepson will deliberately wet the toothbrush, run the water a bit, and claim he brushed. Like, my dude, it took you JUST AS LONG TO PRETEND TO DO IT

Yeah if they all complain about the same issue that’s a warning sign. 

I can kind of see why people want to do that, though, because Amazon frequently deletes my seller feedback. On one memorable occasion they deleted it saying the order was “fulfilled by Amazon” but then they wouldn’t refund me because “it was a third party seller and we’re not responsible.”

I love when people get an Amazon Question and think they ... have to answer it? Even if they didn’t actually order that specific version of the product or sent it as a gift?

I was looking for covers for some throw pillows, and the ones I ended up ordering had numerous one-star reviews that said “they only sent the covers no pillows”

That last ep of season 3, too, where they told dad-to-be that his girlfriend gets a pass on cleaning the house because she’s 9 months pregnant but why the hell is he not doing the dishes?!

okay but, I made my husband (who HATES fish) those macadamia-crusted fish fingers and he fucking loved them so I’m giving a point to Antoni for that.

Right? Three years seemed a lot bigger of a gap when I’d turned 30 and he was still in his 20's. At 43 and 46? It’s nothing. Pretty much doesn’t even exist.

I swore in my late 20's that I’d never date another younger guy. The gap seems much bigger the younger you both are is. And then at 29 I met Mr. Bells, 3 years younger than me, and we’ve been together 15 years now.

Those are two ridiculously adorable kids. All the best.

I put Pokemon Go back on my phone because I haaaate treadmills but I’m hatching so many eggs when I’m on it now it’s my favorite LOL

I’m at week 8. It’s been really amazing. I’ve always hated exercise (only partly because I was always terrible at it) and I am so motivated now it’s crazy. I’d dropped my daily step goal to 7k because my cardiologist said 10k was just going to demoralize me; I’d never make it and I needed an achievable goal. This week…