I have an inexpensive underbust corset that I’ve occasionally worn around the house when I have back pain. They are indeed very supportive. It’s not any snugger than Spanx; I’m not tightlacing.

To be fair, I only had the wisdom teeth out in October so I can’t say for certain yet. But so far nothing, and also my sinus problems have vastly improved so clearly those things were really a problem.

It seems to have gone away since my wisdom teeth came out, and it was never as bad again as it was the first time. I hope I didn’t just jinx myself!

Okay Kamala Harris is pretty good but I’m really hoping for Tammy Duckworth.

I mean, I’m not really being fair to the guy, because he has pretty severe tinnitus. I keep trying to drag him to ASL classes because his hearing is going fast.

I had what the doctor though was shingles sin herpete (without the rash) along my scalp and in my right eye. It ended up actually being trigeminal neuralgia which is apparently equally painful.

I’m diagnosing myself with this right fucking now. My husband can’t complain since he only hears me about half the time anyway.

Every time I’d take the I-5 express lanes into Seattle I’d have this same fear crossing Ship Canal Bridge. 

Ivanka.

My ex-husband used to use me as the “plausible deniability spouse” when creeping on women at work. When called out, he’d insist he couldn’t have been hitting on her because he TOLD her he was married!

Has he ever even BEEN to California? Because like half the fires aren’t even in fucking “forests.” Hills covered in brush and chaparral burn real good too.

The mall has all these little groupings of sofas/chairs, and once when I was out with my sister and her fiancee I sat down to wait for them to finish at Cinnabon. I glance up from my phone to look for them, and an older guy in the chair across from me is just GLARING at me. Next time I look up, he’s still staring…

I am also told that I look “mean” so that might have something to do with it. It’s not resting bitch face, it’s active bitch face LOL

I said something about cutting all my hair off in an online forum and men who were total strangers messaged me to tell me not to do it. Yes because I was super worried that Joe Smith in Iowa might not find me attractive anymore.

Men are really really bad at even telling if we’re wearing makeup, unless it’s like bright-blue-eyeshadow-red-lips. I’ve also been complimented on my “natural beauty” and I’m like, dude, I’m wearing makeup right now. Did you really think my eyelids were just naturally a darker beige than my skin?

I’ve done an experiment in the mall where I make, and hold, direct eye contact with men walking towards me. So far, they have all moved.

Nah, that exhibit’s gone. It was a bit silly to have it up for years after a single Super Bowl win. (It’s MoPOP, formerly EMP Museum).

I’m not even really a Spiderman fan, but my volunteer gig had some free preview tickets so I snagged a couple and took my spouse and holy shit I was not expecting it to be THAT GOOD.

Oh sweet! I saw some IP sauces at Williams-Sonoma buuuutttt TJ’s seems like a better choice.

I’m sure they’ve already got 9 thousand votes for “Chicky McChickface”