Seconding. It’s a brilliant piece of work.

I’m on Bumble BFF but literally everyone in the PNW puts “hiking” in their profile and I fucking hate hiking.

I’m on a social chat app and like 95% of men are TERRIBLE at conversation. They’ll either do the “hi how are you fine cool” dance over and over or they’ll play 20 questions but never follow up with convo on any of them. Also they like to has “how long have you been on here?” like that’s of any relevance to anything. I…

Oooh I just got an Instant Pot. Can I have that chicken recipe?

I decided I could cook again as long as I don’t lift any heavy pots. I’m still on that restriction. Tactical error, though, because I hate cooking. I could have got out of it for a couple more weeks XD.

I mean, my brother cut her off nearly 30 years ago and it just took me longer to realize why. Six years ago, we up and moved to Washington from Los Angeles. My mom, who swore she’d never leave California, suddenly met a dude in Portland and moved in with him.

Still in recovery mode from my surgery, but I had my stitches out Thursday and they said everything looks good. I overdid it a bit yesterday and I’m kinda sore and cranky today - I rode the bus and the driver started moving before I was seated and I really can’t catch myself with my arms, ouch. These next couple of…

I mean I was 11 years old in 1984 and I remember this:

California only has no-fault. So my ex’s numerous affairs weren’t even admissible. They didn’t care, it didn’t get me anything.

I was a little surprised when I went to a brewery in Seattle and they had a kid’s play area. Not a gastropub, just a brewery, with occasional food trucks in the parking lot. They did not serve food themselves.

Maybe because literally none of that is true. As usual.

Yeah I think it depends on how good you are at taking tests. If you’ve taken it once, you might understand better how it works and where the “tricky” questions are. Especially after intensive test prep that would show you the things to watch out for. Like, when I took it, I realized that I should have had a snack…

An installment loan like a car payment is a different notch on your credit than revolving credit like a card. When I checked my credit score I found that not having had a car loan in 15 years had negatively affected it. My bills are all paid on time and my credit cards are well below their limits, I just didn’t have en…

I’ve long held that “baby” should be its own gender until at least 2 years old. There’s really no reason to gender an infant. Girls can pee all over you during a diaper change as well as boys.

Anyway he’s one to talk with that stupid mirror-finished supercar he had.

Sympathy here. I’ve cut my mom off, but she can still see my husband and daughter on facebook. Which is usually fine, because both of them almost never use facebook.

God i'm jealous. I can't fucking wait for menopause. 

Mr. Bells’ co-workers sent flowers and a large amazon gift card to us while I was in the hospital, which was a lovely gesture. He’s had to miss a ton of work over this which i’m sure is frustrating to his team.

I’ve seen the owner in Starbucks and he wears head-to-toe Ferrari gear. Hat, tee, jacket, travel mug, socks...

I’m pretty sure I’ve showed you guys “Ferrari Parking Guy” before, right? He used to regularly show up at the Starbucks by my kid’s school.