Mike Pence had the gall to complain that Hillary constantly insulted Trump. Since when is calling someone out on their lies considered an “insult”?

You could tell Lester Holt was irritated. I guarantee he wanted to get off his chair and give Trump a smack.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

The Mansplaining. The Goddamn Mansplaining. Donald was downright disrespectful. Jesus.

Hillary has had 30 years of people yelling at her, criticizing her, and 15 years of debate experience. Trump isn’t used to people fact-checking him and hitting him with facts. He’s used to fawning coverage where people kiss his ass and tell him he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

I wish I could be more clever but, “Fuck you Donald. You got owned by Hillary tonight.”

I thought Trump came off as legit unhinged. He almost foamed at the mouth during the tax returns segment. Same with the Iraq War support. CALL HANNITY! ASK HANNITY! HANNNNIIIIIIITY!

I also laughed with glee at the ‘lack of stamina’ accusation. She looked like she could have gone 10 more rounds without getting winded.

She totally reverse psychology’d him so she could wear her red suit.

“Well, listen to what you just heard...”

The problem is that Trump lies so much it’s almost impossible for anyone to fact check him in any way that sticks with the average voter. Holt tried on a number of occasions to call him out, and Trump responded by rambling on and making up more and more things until the thread got so long the audience had forgotten…

I’m delighted with Clinton’s composure tonight. She clearly trained to endure his incessant interruptions with calm and poise, effectively delivering her message in spite of him. It made Trump appear even pettier than usual. Well done, Hillary.

We all noticed she wore flats and I thought “Well, she’s prepared to stabilize her stance if something goes down ...”

Dragons are assholes. One of them stole the arkenstone from me and another killed my friend Beowulf over a stupid goblet.

Who’s more sensitive, someone who experiences emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault, or someone who experiences emotional distress over a sign warning people who might feel emotional distress at discussions of sexual assault?

Fuck. I had that asshole cat too.

It didn’t take more than a couple times for the scent of cat piss to permeate the beans in the bag, so when you sat down and the air shooshed out of it, it just hit you in the face with cat-piss smell.

I don’t know why that beanbag chair hung around for years, it should have been in…

Cats are such assholes.

Cat pee has an insanely strong smell, I completely believe that it would cover the smell of rotting flesh.

Beaty Thread, my favorite!!!

That does sound very appealing in a headphone, especially for those of us whom no earbud fits. Wonder if it’s uncomfortable on the face tho... everything’s a trade-off. Tempting.

That does sound very appealing in a headphone, especially for those of us whom no earbud fits. Wonder if it’s…