i’ll let you know when it happens...

Some works of film or literature are so obviously exceptional that they are called “instant classics”; we need a similar term to apply to pissing contest entries.

“I took a bath, I shaved my legs, I washed every nook and cranny. So you can fuck me anywhere, even in the fanny. Love, Annie.” - letter my mother in law wrote to my father in law, as forever burned into the memory of my then 10-year old husband who discovered it. And later mine.

My bridal shower (held at a friend’s house) got out of handand we all ended up getting buck ass naked in the hot tub together. Includingmy, then 60 year old, future Mother-In-Law.

When I was 19 I got super dumped by my boyfriend so I cut all my hair off and got a job at an isolated ski resort in the mountains, as one does. The staff lived in these terrible residences that were broken up into 8 person lofts, so besides the bathroom everything was open with bunk beds scattered throughout and one…

He was very... descriptive.

Not me, exactly but the two women walking toward me in a sporting good store. That was the moment when the zipper on my sport bra gave up the game completely and unzipped so fast I could not even react. Both sides of this stupid bra pop out of the sides of my summer dress like weird ass wings and oh boy, did I wish I…

My father walked in on me masturbating, luckily for me he is now dead so no one but I now know it ever happened.

She saw I was sketched out, and hugged me, to comfort me, I guess.

Visiting my bf’s grandparents...it was a lovely house, and I went upstairs to the hallway to look at the view of the valley. When I turned around to go back down, his grandma was there. Naked. Wandering around in the upstairs hallway. Naked. Ok, she had a towel, but was only drying her hair with it. I was so…

I had a friend move in with me ostensibly because she decided not to buy a house that she was leasing with an option. When she moved out of my house (some 2+ years later) I found a letter from a real estate company saying that she had voided her house sitting arrangement by failing to keep the house in a showable…

How does anyone recover from that?

One time I got this series of texts from my dad:

Grandpa?

Once, while visiting an elderly neighbor, she asked me to get her reading glasses from the middle desk drawer. They were there, alongside a clear quart-sized ziploc bag filled (FULLY FILLED) with teeth.

I’ve got to say it is one of the things that makes watching Kdramas so interesting for me - the men are most def the objects of desire. From camera work to the writing. Sure, the women are acknowledged to be beautiful, but far more time is spent showing off the men’s beauty - and that is across ALL genres scripted…

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tl;dr

It’s a videogame around which large gatherings occur, both officially and unofficially.

♫♪ Rivers belong where they can ramble,
Penii belong where they can fly... ♫♪