Yeah, he says whatever feels good in the moment and figures he can just deny the shit out of it later. I mean, it’s been working for him so far!

I only wear animals I also eat. I like to think that balances it out, somehow.

He’ll just pay for the best shooters. I mean the best. The most tremendous shooters. Uh ... BENGHAZI!

Someone else said it was “big league” but he slurred it because he was trying to get all of the words out of his mouth as fast as possible.

My husband put it on too, after I said not to. I spent most of it flailing my arms around and yelling incoherently. So basically doing a Trump impression.

...since when .... do tampons ... explode?!!?

Hm, yes, I should have said he was the villainous Duke who wants to marry our pure and lovely heiress for her fortune.

Jerry Springer actually tweeted that “Hillary belongs in the White House. Trump belongs on my show.”

I liked the part where he said not paying taxes made him smart, and then 15 minutes later told the CNN reporter in the spin room that he never said it. 100 million people watched you say it dude!

I don’t even remember seeing her sip any water. She looked completely comfortable and at ease almost the entire time. “Lacks the stamina” my ass!

Seriously I have a chronic sniffle and I’m saying “sorry, allergies” all the damn time. No one cares!

I was married to a guy like that. Let me tell you it is a DELIGHT. /s

He’s like the bachelor Duke in a regency romance novel who has the name but no money and just keeps living off the credit his name is garnering.

Every time she interrupted he got all pissy, and then he proceeded to interrupt and talk over both her AND the moderator.

okay so im going back to hoping he has a heart attack during a debate, then

You can’t be president if you’re arrested for felony tax evasion, right? RIGHT?

I legitimately think this might become a fistfight and I am putting all my money on Hills.

MAYBE HILLARY GAVE HIM PNEUMONIA! KILLARY STRIKES AGAIN!

Oh my god I hope she points out his fucking “make america great” hats were made in china

Yeah, I mentioned to my brother that there was a measles outbreak near where he lived, because I thought his youngest was too young to have had the vaccine. He blew me off with “measles is no big deal” and then I got to learn about his anti-vax stance.