It does amuse me that both Stein and Johnson spent months agitating for high-level coverage, yet the first time either did serious interviews, it went something like, “How would you deal with ISIS?” “Um, twelventy banana? Also, vaccines are death.”

“Some of us not AS famous but still pretty famous...”

Wait, months of Trump’s bullshit and you still are unsure if a waving dick can influence voters? How much more evidence do you need?

That’s some pretty solid Burt Reynolds Cosmo circa 1972 cosplay.

ANDREW! IT’S ANDREW!!

Couldn’t we just get Murk Ruffalo to do this instead?

“turn left. Oh c’mon honey, the OTHER left”

The nav system has a male voice that is always interrupting you.

My first response was, “Well, at least it’s not pink.”

I am going through something similar with the Our Groceries app. It’s a great free app, we have been using it for 4 years, and both of us have it on our phones, and both of us can see the same grocery list, and add items to it at any time. If he is at the store, I can add an item to my list and it will show up on…

The opposite is also true. Around 1999, I stopped volunteering for emotional labor in the office. In 2010, I realized that no one ever considered me for the cake baking or coffee making or fridge cleaning or greeting card send around. (I don’t drink coffee or use the fridge.)

They are so fuck-ugly, I have never understood why people buy them, especially at those prices. It looks like you raided your great-grandmother’s closet and picked out her ugliest purse. Check the inside pocket; you’ll find a shit ton of Sweet-N-Low packets.

The pockets thing is just insane. I mean, in what world are rompers careening in and out of style but fucking POCKETS are always and forever off-limits?

Kinja knows what’s up.

Knowing that someday a man will explain to you about something, and probably something you know more about than he does.

Daymakers are idealists, go-getters, and “choreographers” who are able to “balance 1,000 things” well for family, friends and themselves, he said. They also love to host others and are “joiners,” not loners, he said.

my official response to Vera Bradley as a self-identified 35-year-old woman who “appreciates beauty in color and prints and thoughtful details and in her relationships”:

Or they could try making bags that don’t remind me of the bedspread in a Radisson circa 1994?

It was Trump. Trump killed JonBenet Ramsey. But he didn’t act alone. Burke paid him $5 to do it and Trump needed the money.

They do when you allegedly catch your husband smoking pot with your 15- and 12-year-olds, allegedly, something he allegedly promised he’d never do, allegedly.