Breitbart got so frustrated by all the liberal lying liar polls lying that Clinton is beating Trump that they contracted a polling company to poll a right thinking non-lying poll.

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

Trust me, in the face nobody would make the mistake, but, when I was 19, I was volunteering with a head start program on a reservation and the kids gave me a french braid like they had. I am 5 feet and maybe 4'11ish when I was 19 so the t-shirt went practically to my knees, and a teacher saw me from the back and…

Yeah, but you’d have to be staring at the boob practically waiting for the baby to unlatch in order to even see the nipple (unless you happen to glance during the three seconds, in which case...whatevs), and staring like that is creepy. Like, you don’t stare openly at women wearing bathing suits; don’t do it to…

Thank you for the reminder! There are lots of blackberry bushes down the street from my work and I need to go strip them bare.

What kind of asshole gives a (presumed) 16 year old mom a hard time for being “too young?” What’s the expected response, that you’ll just shove the baby back into your uterus, get an abortion, then be celibate until marriage? I’m... sorry you had to deal with that.

I was once, but didn’t realise it. I was in America, and the air hostess offered me a blanket. I said no thanks, we were plenty warm enough. It was only years later that I realised she’d been trying to publically shame me for having a baby and making sure they were quiet on the plane.

My parents went on a holiday togeher when they both were in their mid/late-twenties. It was December and on St. Nicolas eve at dinner a man handed out chocolates to all the children who stayed at the hotel. My mother also got some chocolate. My father did not, because he had a beard at that time. Without it he also…

The first time I went to Juvenile and Domestic Relations court, the bailiff didn't want to let me in because my mom wasn't there. I was the arresting officer...

My mom visited me in Japan and I was like, “Oh good! The Japanese eat rice instead of wheat! This will be easy.”

My cousin had her baby at 24 too, she looked very young and would get poshy, stuck up people giving her dirty looks and she got a few nasty comments too, because they thought she was a teen mum. Honestly so stupid and judgemental, mostly the thing I didn’t get was even if she was a teen mum being snarky and mean is…

Cherished memory or scarring insult? NO ONE KNOWS!!!

Baby face solidarity. I’m 24 this year, my youngest sisters manager at McDonalds asked her when I would be old enough to work there to when I picked her up one night. You have to be 14 and nine months to work in my state. They thought I was younger than 14 and nine months. I will never get over it. My partner has…

oof ye olde middle school classification. That one tends to be especially rage inducing

That must be irritating, and yet anything that gets Suddenlink salespeople to leave quicker I’d be willing to try.

wooow...I don’t have kids yet but you may have just described my future. Last week the comcast guy wouldn’t cross my threshold because they’re “not allowed to be in the house alone with anyone under the age of 16". I’m 27 smh

I’m surprised it isn’t more popular. Short of lobbing your infant at the offending party it’s the most violent you can get whilst holding a child but just as effective. I’m here for it.

My most common use for opioids is also menstrual cramps. It’s the only thing that works but I don’t need them every time, so th bottle of Lortabs I got after taking out the wisdom teeth last me for several years. And I’ve never had a problem with any kind of an addiction, except to gummy bears.

They must have REALLY loved to fuck, because Victoria was terrified of childbirth and they had 10 kajillion kids.

Considering the absolutely stifled and controlled way Victoria was raised (she was literally never alone, she wasn’t allowed to go down stairs without holding someone else’s hand, etc.) by a mother and advisor who absolutely were trying to home-grow a puppet they could control once she got to the throne, I choose to…