Well it’s not “Hey you!” like he’s trying to get my attention. It’s more like “Hey, you” as in hey, you person that I like.

The outfits are the WORST! Sorry, but training in summer (it’s 113 F, the cooling has been broken for a week, we have all the doors and windows open but we’re still dying) was the WORST. We just gave up, and wore t-shirts and shorts with foam swords once.

I always loved fencing a lefty because they assumed I’d struggle - but my partner is left handed and would train with me (even though he sort of sucked) so I got used to it :D Really helped me be the surprise winner of a few competitions.

You are not wrong.

13 yrs in you have to be chafing a bit? Lord, how do you type? ;)

Thank the gods for Tamari. I also noticed that they’ve come out with several non gluten soy sauces recently. I still can’thave sushi most places though because the rice vinegar will contain gluten, they use wheat based soy sauce in their roe or imitation crab meat which as gluten as a binder. Ugh.

Is it really that difficult to just go ahead and say “you were great, babe?”

Is “Hey you” weirder or less weird?

I was a lefty fencer in high school and university. We had an annual tournament against our sister club. I accidentally dominated because 2 of the 3 coaches in our club were lefties, so I was well-coached, and the other club had zero left-handed fencers. I would win matches 5-0 just making the same hit 5 times in a…

well technically he says “Hey you”

It suggests the sort of arrogance & disregard that people sometimes attribute to surgeons & specialists. This woman might actually have been safer giving birth among random commuters on a city bus.

Are you sure he’s not starting to sing “Hey Jude?” I mean, it’s possible.

Currently snorting my birth control off of the back of a bar toilet while googling clinics that perform hysterectomies on otherwise healthy 30-year-olds.

I think I know, before sex a man can’t think straight. His penis is full of blood, there’s not enough blood in his brain... all he can think of is sex. After sex, he releases.. blood flow is normal.. he’s himself again and that’s when he actually sees you.. so he’s like.. Hi!

We hate you for the disappearing act more than the lefty

No!

Unfortunately, I forgot that no one at that site has ever had sex before, so none of them knew what I was talking about.

Still “hey” my wife. So, yeah, it happens.

Does a high-five count? In my early 30s, I had a one nightstand with my 22-year old neighbor. The sex was terrible and after HE finished he held up his hand for some skin and called me “Dude”. We never had sex again.

Boyfriend does this, tampered down from his original line “How you doin’?” Which I quickly killed. I sent him this post this ensued.