So Calendar girls yes. Alien no.

“...men can’t watch movies about women without their testicles falling off.”

All of this. There is so much other shit to be disappointed in. I handed my money over for the first two prequels of Star Wars, felt sad for 8 year old me, didn't see the third, and I moved on. This is what you do when a movie fails to live up to your expectations. You don't scream about how it ruined your childhood…

And obviously the sequel was made strictly for artistic purposes!

People who oppose women simply because they’re women are ruining my adulthood.

I liked the original Ghostbusters! This one looks terrible. Look, they can try to copy it but there are just some fundamental differences between male and female actors. Like in the original, the men fought ghosts. Cool, right? Well in this one, the women are just fighting their urge for chocolate. ACK! Boring. Every…

You know what ruined things from my childhood? That my favorite childhood books are racist as fuck, that Kirk Cameron grew up to be well himself, and that Bill Cosby is a rapist.

But when everybody’s like, ‘It’s a cash grab?’ Everything ever made in Hollywood since the beginning of time is a cash grab. That’s why the original Ghostbusters existed. It wasn’t an altruistic thing.

It’s actually true— the ambulance didn’t come equipped with a time machine to go back two weeks so his parents could take him to a doctor.

Right? I feel like I could have lived the rest of my life just not knowing that information at all. :-/

Well, holy fuck.

Straws vs. spoons? Chunky vs. smooth? This calls for experiments.

I liken gazpacho to a bloody mary. It’s a drink and a snack! What’s not to love?

olivia i just ordered spicy cheetos from amazon to my home

I have the opposite - my daughter is 10 and my friends’ kids are all in high school, college or even getting married! And we’ve moved around a lot as my daughter has some learning issues and I kept trying to find the right place for her. So, each new place we went I tried to befriend moms but they had their friends…

It’s hard in my area for my wife to find “mommy friends”. Anyone who would qualify (child the same age as baby Stig) is a stay at home or part time working mother. The local mommy blogs Mrs Stig has joined have play sessions, play dates all during the day/ workweek when mom/dad are working and Baby Stig is in daycare.

I wish they’d done that song at the Tonys, just so I could see how the amazing Mr. Odom manages to sing “inimitable” without tripping over every syllable.

One might even say he is inimitable, an original (if you will).

Obligatory “immigrants...we get the job done” to finish off that last sentence up there. #cantleavehamlyricshanging