The photo caption on the Madewell tote has a typo. It says $15, not $115.

The photo caption on the Madewell tote has a typo. It says $15, not $115.

Zubat. Nobody likes you, Zubat.

omg yes I am not good with escalators. I’m always afraid they’ll stop suddenly and hurl me down.

oh jesus fucking christ have i mentioned my helicopter phobia?

GAH

*shakes a tiny fist*

*shakes a tiny fist*

Oh god ... are there more Betsey Johnson bags? No wait better not tell me, I already blew my discretionary budget on a serger. I love those ridiculous bags.

Oh god ... are there more Betsey Johnson bags? No wait better not tell me, I already blew my discretionary budget on…

Oh god, don’t tell me THAT, I did Emerald Pools up to the second marker lol.

We went to Zion about 5 years ago and my daughter wanted to hike to Angel’s Landing. This is the “trail”:

I think my dad and I danced to “She’s Electric” by Oasis. It’s pretty random, but it has lyrics about a weird family so it fit.

HAH I FEEL YOUR PAIN!

oh my god no there’s another one!??! I didn’t see it

I thought this was going to be about songs that don’t mean what people seem to think they mean. Like people whose first dance is to “I Will Always Love You”. That’s a song about leaving your lover forever, people!

I love your dress!!!!

I found a techno remix of Canon in D and walked down the aisle to it. So there.

When In Rome’s “The Promise”

I picked Mystic because the nearest gym was already Blue and I figured it’d be easier to train. Instinct took it over for like 10 minutes on Saturday but now it’s blue again.

oooooohhhh yaaasssssss

I haven’t, but I’ve found a lady who totally “gets” my hair, so I am content. She even understands that one weird piece in the front that doesn’t curl like the rest of it so you have to cut it shorter.

I once spent 10 minutes, with visual aids, describing to a new stylist how I wanted my hair cut to bring out the curl. I specifically said “layers to bring out the curl”. And then he proceeded to give me a blowout when he was done. I had never in my life had one, so I honestly didn’t realize what he was doing until he…