I hate you. During the winter it’s like I’m wearing fur shorts. And it grows weird on the backs of my thighs; I can shave for half an hour and still have tons of hair back there.

Now that I think about it, they were probably trying to be “nice”. “We don’t think she’s huge! She’s only like a size 8 but that’s not our sample size!”

Or Cher.

Yeah I’m thinking Kristen Wiig or Kate McKinnon are probably a lot closer to a size 8. Hell, I’m a 10-12 at 5'5" and 150 (and that’s the top end of the “normal” range on a BMI chart).

Honestly at this point in my life I’m not always entirely sure where the pubes end and the Chewbacca-esque thigh hair begins. I am a fuzzy woman.

This is why I buy boardshorts or suits with boyshort bottoms. I can’t be arsed to trim the bush enough to make sure it’s contained in a string bikini bottom.

Yeah, I tried it a couple of times but my hair grows too fast. It’s not worth the effort for annoying painful stubble the very next day.

Honestly I think it’d be a great teaching tool to have students choose a song and then tell which parts are historically accurate and which aren’t. Obviously not every song will work for that, but it’d be a neat lesson plan.

But no one is sure, because they all weren’t looking so they could deny they knew there was a duel. It cracks me up that you could publicly challenge someone to a duel, write letters about the duel, show up to the dueling ground and handle the pistols, and then turn around at the last second and go “what duel? IDK how…

I am not really a fan of jumpsuits in general, so I suppose I’m biased. You’re right, though, they are definitely better on someone really tall!

Seriously, I was wondering why Four was getting no love.

The first time I saw that jumpsuit I was like “wtf were you thinking Melissa?!” but it’s growing on me. I kind of like it now.

This is the thing about bras in general that drive me nuts. It’s “bad” if our nipples are obvious, but it’s also “bad” if it’s obvious we’re wearing a bra, because “omg your straps are showing!” or whatever. I honestly think society wants us to just magically have smooth Barbie-boobs that stay up by themselves.

It’s not actually that much bigger than a regular beach umbrella. I know it looks huge in the picture, but for some reason they always show the “XL” model in the advertisement. Everyone uses them around here (and I live near a lake, not the ocean, so the beach isn’t even that large).

It’s not actually that much bigger than a regular beach umbrella. I know it looks huge in the picture, but for some…

I was just thinking about the amount of crap I bring just to paddle my kayak on a calm lake surrounded by homes on all sides.

There’s one of those about a block over, and I’ve considered building one but ... most of the people who walk by my house are kids on the way to the elementary school at the end of the block. I am not sure they’d be interested in my books. Maybe some of the parents?

That I cannot tell you, because I loathe eggplant and would have ignored that particular menu item.

There used to be a pizza place by Mr. Bells’ old apartment that would deliver growlers of beer with your order. GOD I miss that place.

Last time we moved, the mover told me I could have saved a lot of money if I got rid of some books.

I prefer regular books for a few things: the smell, the feeling, and for some reason I find it easier to keep track of my place in the story. BUT: my bookshelves are literally overflowing; books are stacked 2 and 3 deep on multiple shelves and I still don’t have room for all the books I own.