Presidents up until FDR just did two terms because Washington stepped down after two, so it was traditional. It always kind of blows my mind that that was the only reason up until then.

My daughter insisted on purchasing a white one-piece the other day. I tried to warn her.

I’m gonna get some of those for kayaking. So my legs don’t get all crispy.

I love the word “feminazi”, because then I know I can just stop listening to anything that person says. Same with “sheeple”.

I’m “Just because I’m 43 doesn’t mean I want a goddamn tankini, Target.”

The whole thing is practically an autobiography of Miranda himself. If there’s reincarnation, I think we know who Alexander Hamilton came back as.

I honestly have no idea how he has time to tweet like that. I don’t have Twitter, but his tweets all post to Facebook and sometimes they’re half my feed.

I’m not a wildlife expert, but it does seem to me like that would make a difference. Binti Jua was carrying her own child on her back when she rescued the boy. At the risk of anthropomorphizing, I’d say she had a maternal feeling toward the child.

I think there’s a marked difference between this and the Binti Jua episode. Binti picked up the child around the waist and carried him to an exit where a keeper was. Apparently, the keepers tried to call in the gorillas in Harambe’s exhibit, and they all went in but him. He wasn’t bringing the child to safety.

Hot damn on that dress tho.

It’s shades of “I’m your manic pixie dream girl! I play Halo naked! Let’s play strip Magic!”

I’m Tillamook Salted Butterscotch. Smooth and salty!

I made the mistake of downloading MeetMe to find some friends (and I can’t get Hey VINA on Android). Hooollly shit that app is the worst. Horrible UI, no one reads profiles. I put the dumbest photo of myself I could find and I’m still getting “hay baby wut u doin?” messages.

Oh this is better.

God damn it, why do I always get put in Slytherin??

Starred for Bradlees.

It’s an important sensory developmental step. But some kids never quite outgrow putting stuff in their mouths.

I mean, as a parent, you tend to assume that places like this that are targeted toward families, have precautions in place. You tend to assume that the zoo is set up to prevent people from getting IN as much as to prevent animals from getting OUT. Sometimes I have looked at a zoo exhibit skeptically wondering if a…

Ironically, it’s my kid with ADHD that was the “stays with mom” kid. The other one? Total runner. Even with a death grip on his poor hand he’d manage to pull free and dart off.

Woo I own a vintage Dior turban! I’m finally fashionable!