Yeah, I had guppies and the female was pregnant. I had this little “birth box” for her where the babies would fall into a separate compartment and not get eaten, but anytime I put her in there the male would go apeshit flailing against the box trying to get to her.

I called 911 when my former roommate’s boyfriend came into my house, started screaming and throwing things, and yelling that he was going to kill me (because when she moved out we found a bunch of our stolen property in her room and took it back). The cops said “Uh, well, it’s graduation and we’re pretty busy right…

ooh those are cute. I’m putting them on my list.

Mr. Bells shaved his off once and he looked 19. I felt like a dirty old lady and made him grow it back immediately.

Yes they did make savory Jello. The website http://www.midcenturymenu.com/ has reviewed some of them. Also her pictures of her husband trying the food are always hilarious.

I was skeptical about that book, but it really was amazing.

God damn it, I wish I’d remembered this column a month ago, when my daughter was trying to find a very specific prom dress that doesn’t exist within 100 miles of me.

He washed his hair (I know because he left his wet towel on my pillow so I have to murder him tonight). He just didn’t brush it (I know because I found his brush under some laundry on the floor).

I got some of the Marta sandals and they’re REALLY good. I need to put a little pad in the toe of the left one, because it rubs my big toe on that side, but otherwise they’re great shoes. Now if the sun would just come out, I could wear them!

Hmm I might be able to get away with the clogs. I think we might have a policy against open-toes but I’m not sure. I’m a volunteer docent, so the footwear rules are looser for me: paid employees have to wear black closed-toe, covering the whole foot, but my status is more “wear what I like until someone says I can’t.”

Seriously, let’s go snag some free tents. I don’t want to spend $300 on something that might get used once a year MAYBE.

Once, instead of “casual Friday”, they did “formal Friday” and everyone wore a suit. It didn’t last, but it was pretty funny.

Seattle is good for eccentric. No one really cares if you are dressed like Lucy Ricardo with neon blue hair. I legit saw a dude downtown once in a button-down shirt with a vest, newsboy cap, and TWEED KNICKERS WITH ARGYLE KNEE SOCKS.

Hah I had that exact job, and yeah ... same thing. I’m gonna be rolling around on a filthy stage, I’m not wearing something nice.

I feel like some women are better at wearing heels than others. I’ve never really gotten the hang of it, so I save them for special occasions - even though I really love a cute pair of heels. My daughter can wear those giant platform 6-inch spike heels and strut around all day without batting an eye, somehow. I tried…

I keep trying fancy expensive shoes that are supposed to be great for people who stand all day (I spend several hours walking around a large museum). The Alegrias didn’t work, they were too stiff and threw my stride so far off that they were ruining my knees. BUT - I got some cute Dansko wedge sandals that are…

Mr. Bells is a game programmer, and I am pretty sure he went to work today without brushing his hair. He did wear a polo shirt, though, so they might think he’s looking for a new job.

I don’t really like wearing shorts, so I’m all about the dresses all summer. Nice and breezy and cool. And then in the winter you add a sweater and thick tights and now you’re warm and comfy!

My dress code is, and I quote, “business casual which in Seattle means casual.” As long as I don’t show up in yoga pants they’re happy. Sometimes I dress up, because I’m public-facing and it makes me feel good. Sometimes I wear jeans and the provided company t-shirt.

We didn’t even receive our ballots until after Cruz dropped out, so anyone who wanted to vote R didn’t really have anyone else to vote for.