I had a guy start randomly humping me on an otherwise almost totally empty dance floor. When I jerked away and pushed him back, he said “What? I wasn’t hitting on you or anything!!”

I find this story unbelievable because how do you only know ONE Jennifer?

I just went on Seasonale because I am also mid-40's and really tired of periods. I bled for six weeks. The doctor told me it might take 3-6 months to get used to it but can you imagine? SIX MONTHS? Nooooooooooooo.

There was a woman in my hometown who got stuck in a dude’s chimney when she tried to break into his house after stalking him online. Not a celebrity though, just an ordinary guy from OKCupid.

Sadly I don’t think this mindset is at all limited to one country.

Oddly, whenever someone can’t remember my name, they call me “Stephanie”. It must be the syllable pattern.

I named my daughter “Rowan” which is not a common name in the United States. One day we were at a playground, and I’m watching her dig in the sand when I hear a man shouting “Rowan! ROWAN!” I look up and he’s striding directly toward us. I don’t know this guy and I’m freaking out.

My dad wanted Rachael, but my mother said that was “too common” and picked Jennifer. Guess what the most popular name in 1973 was????

Right? I was like “erosion doesn’t require climate ch ... oh. Wow ok.”

Mr. Bells got a friend request from a guy with his same name. I told him to go through and like all the dude’s posts to make him look really conceited.

Heh this happened to me with Best Buy. At first I thought it was a phish, but the email was no-reply and the customer service phone number given was legit. I guess someone at Best Buy was looking at instances of our name in their database and clicked the wrong one. I also called my name-twin and told her about what…

There were 3 Jennifer S’s in my third grade class. And a Jennifer D. (me) and a Jennifer R. Out of a class of 25; Jennifers were 1/5 of the whole class. We ran out of nicknames. My dad used to call me “Niffer” because no one uses the last half of Jennifer for a nickname!

I have gotten private insurance information and Best Buy credit card info for other women with my name. The funny thing is, the email the Best Buy stuff was sent to is one that doesn’t contain any part of my name in the address, so I was a little confused. I’m guessing they just have a big list and clicked on the…

There’s only like one other person with my daughter’s name, and she’s already staked claim to the gmail address.

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It’s not on sale, but if you want something cheaper than the lounge chair, Vivere also makes the best hammock +…

Yeah, once you stop noticing it, it becomes less of a thing. Sometimes, I do look at my “zipper” (best of 1976 suture technology there!) and wonder what that must look like to other people, as I’m strolling around in a tank top. But if anyone is like “Ew, gross, what happened?!” THEY’RE the rude one, and so I don’t…

It’s all about what you feel comfy in. I will totally wear a bikini forever (although I prefer board shorts with it because I hate shaving) - but I won’t wear a skirt that’s above my knees or a crop top.

I’ve had a gigantic scar down my chest my whole life. I grant you, I’m used to it because I’ve literally had it since I was 2 years old, but it has never occurred to me to cover it up. People don’t even ask about it much anymore.

I hate one-pieces for the opposite reason: LONG torso means I’m always pulling the suit out of my butt crack. I’m all about the bikini top and boardshort combo. And if anyone doesn’t like seeing my corpse-pale mom belly, they can look somewhere else.

There was a couple of years where I couldn’t take my kid to Target on a weekend, because Barbazon reps were always trolling the aisles and would pounce on her if I was more than 3 feet away. Ah, Los Angeles, I do not miss you.