That cover makes me yearn to be the meat in that sandwich.

Yes thank you. I’m not gonna wear bright red panties under beige pants, but if you can see the line? I don’t fucking care. Stop looking at my ass, maybe.

Okay so this dress is basically what my daughter wants for prom - she originally showed me Rihanna’s outfit here. Anyone have an idea where I can find a knockoff under $200? We just spent all day at the mall and everything’s covered in sequins and rhinestones and we’re very frustrated.

All I can think is that he grossly misunderstood my original comment and thinks that I’m agreeing with him. I dunno.

I am just supposed to be okay with my 10 old daughter using the bathroom with a biological male?

I’m really confused, because first you’ve said it’s wrong to let a biological male use the girls’ bathroom. Now you’re saying it’s a “wise policy” that my daughter’s school is totally ok with the thing you’ve just said is wrong.

But what do you mean by “wise policy”? They’re just ... letting trans boys use the boy’s room. There’s no policy there.

My daughter’s high school has, that she knows of, three transgender students. No one has batted an eye at any of them using the bathroom of the gender they identify with. No guys are claiming they feel like a girl to sneak into the locker room and peep at girls.

And like ... what are they even going to do if by some chance I AM assaulted in a bathroom? Ask me what I was wearing and why I had my pants down, and then lose my rape kit, probably.

Just because there’s way more cis women than trans women, it’s going to keep happening to any of us who look like we’re doing femininity “wrong.” I fully expect it to happen to me at some point.

Seriously like 90% of those guys didn’t read his “manifesto” because he clearly says he’d never talked to any of those women. He just was mad that random chicks he’d never spoken to weren’t flinging themselves into his arms and had the GALL to date men that actually talked to them.

Well, you knew the toy existed, which I obviously didn’t. And you seem pretty invested in it, so I thought you might be a collector and know that there were like 200 made or something.

That was a genuine question, actually. Are you ok?

Back when I dumped my ex, my toddler daughter and I lived with my mother for a bit. She lived in some closely-packed condos, and her next-door neighbor decided to ask her out one day. She said no. So the next day he came up to me, sitting on our front stoop watching my daughter on her little ride-on toy, and said he…

Wooowww. That’s ... terrifying. Did anyone BUY that thing?!

Another article said that basically Guy Pearce’s character, Killian, was supposed to be female. They never made any toys of Killian.

They’re going to transplant Trump onto someone’s crotch?

HOLY SHIT THIS IS TOTALLY BRILLIANT

Yeah maybe it’s just the angle but it looks really ill-fitting.

I swear, every time I open it the buttons do something different. It really does make me feel old.