I’m following “Hamilton” on it because that’s the closest I’m going to get to that show until at least 2017.

I’m just saying ... I live squarely in the part labeled “Bellevue wasn’t white enough”.

I am kind of annoyed now that my cake topper was not a pair of fighter jets.

I went to Vegas, so I’m pretty sure a million brides have had my wedding. They probably didn’t all have my techno remix of Canon in D, though.

I used to be able to get Miss Jessie’s at Target ... when I lived near Los Angeles. Now that I live in the whitest part of the Greater Seattle Area, Target doesn’t carry any of it.

Mr. Bells and I got it to sext each other. We are not very good at sexting.

Oh I used to get those all the time: “Your car’s warranty is about to expire!” Dude, I’m driving a ‘99 Saturn, any warranty that thing had is looooong gone.

I’m just disappointed they’re not hiring where I am, since I see those self-driving cars in my neighborhood all the time. Here’s one at the grocery store a mile from my house.

My husband theorizes that most people won’t even need to own a car. You just push a button on your phone and an autonomous car shows up and takes you where you want to go.

I am kind of digging the new Mohawk Storm though. Halle Berry was the worst actress for that part.

God I would KILL for a Storm/Black Panther movie, but Storm is under Fox’s mantle as one of the X-Men. But they did get Spider-Man so maybe we’ll get lucky!

That’s what I’m hoping for.

I usually HATE built-in bras because I can never get them on without getting it all tangled up and probably getting my hair caught in there too. But this one is very nicely made, at least, if probably not quite substantial enough for my boobs. Still, it’s comfy and they’re not flying around so I’m happy with it.

I want another one, but I think I’m going to go to the store and try on the medium and the XL. I’m honestly not sure if it fits or if my boobs are squished or if maybe they need more squish?? It’s not just a shelf bra, there are some little padding-cups, but I feel like those aren’t quite big enough. I don’t wear…

I just bought (and am wearing right now) one of Uniqlo’s Liberty London bra dresses. It’s adequate for a 36D, but I am also not going to be running down the stairs in this without holding on.

I don’t have a cat, will a small dog suffice?

You missed the dude one up from the bottom left corner. Distinct wang there.

I ended up getting myself these, in the blue and white, with the halter top. The top has removable pads so it ended up being supportive enough. And the shorts make me so happy. AND FOR LESS THAN $20 A PIECE!\

Yeah there goes my life.

I am a weird rule-following person, and I was a very literal child, so I didn’t read Seventeen growing up because I literally thought it was only for seventeen-year-olds. And by the time I was that age I had no interest. I didn’t clue in for years that Seventeen is actually aimed at much younger girls.