Once, Mr. Bells and I played hooky and took the kids on a spontaneous trip to Disneyland. Totally spur of the moment decision. And we lived in L.A., so it wasn’t like that was some really crazy thing to do; just “hey, it’s a nice Tuesday, let’s go to Disneyland.”

I’ll totally get a soft cup bra, but it’s not going to be the “looking good” bra. It’s gonna be the “I don’t want to have to hold them going downstairs when I’m home all day” bra.

Yeah I think my baby sister is a 32F as well. She’s so teeny, but then there’s just boobs everywhere. And the male attention she gets is extra unwelcome, as she’s been with her girlfriend for 5 years now.

I feel like your husband, because it took me getting married to realize how unpleasant my own mother was. My in-laws think everything I do is a total delight, even if it’s not something they enjoy. And I was amazed that everything I did wasn’t criticized.

I dunno, those women look like they’re just waiting for their chance to make a break for it.

I mean some of the dudes in the Bible have like 7 wives AND concubines, so I think maybe Kirk is doing it wrong.

Yeah it sounds creepily like my mother. “It hurts my feelings when you say I hurt your feelings by calling your favorite thing stupid! I’m the victim here!”

Seriously, my dentist was delighted when I started using this. “Oh I can tell you’ve really been flossing!” It was all the waterpik, which is way faster and easier to get into those molars.

Seriously, my dentist was delighted when I started using this. “Oh I can tell you’ve really been flossing!” It was…

I find the pik blasts the more ... slippery? stuff out from my teeth but anything that’s really stuck usually needs floss. But it’s also way easier than flossing everyday (I mean let’s face it, most of us do not floss like we’re supposed to anyway), especially since some of my teeth are really crowded.

I find the pik blasts the more ... slippery? stuff out from my teeth but anything that’s really stuck usually needs…

I bought two slightly cheaper model Waterpiks at Costco, and they’re amazing. Be sure you put slightly warm water in it, though, because using just the cold water tap is NOT pleasant.

I bought two slightly cheaper model Waterpiks at Costco, and they’re amazing. Be sure you put slightly warm water in…

I considered it, but people told me you can feel it in your arm and I have a ... problem with medical things like that. I faint. A lot. And I’d rather not add something to my life that’s likely to set off my syncope. I have to get procedures often enough as it is without adding something else.

Ditto, my daughter has the Mirena, and she hasn’t had a period in almost a year now. She’s thrilled.

oh jesus christ

It feels like when someone tries to act really intellectual by using the biggest words they can think of, but never quite in the right way. It makes them sound more photosynthesis.

Well MY head turned, but that’s because of those roguish eye-crinkles. He looks a little like Hugh Jackman.

Honestly, until about the age of 5, “child” should be its own gender. Like when we used to dress all infants in long frilly dresses until they were of an age where they could reliably use a bathroom.

The Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo has a public men’s room where the urinal is a giant waterfall that you pee into. Dudes using that get walked in on all the time by tourists who want to see the waterfall urinal.

My husband works in the software industry. His office has about 300 people in it. In the 3 years he’s been at this job, at least a dozen of his co-workers have come out as trans women. They send out a company wide email to the effect of “Charles Xavier in the content department has changed her name to Jane Grey,…

Right it just makes their whole “easier for a predator” scenario simpler. Now StrawCreepyMan doesn’t have to “put on a dress”, he can just say “It’s cool, I have a vajayjay” and look as manly as he likes.

I’m betting the Venn diagram of “people who think a dude is going to wear a dress to prey on women in the bathroom” and “people who think all of Cosby’s accusers are lying bitches” is reeeeeaaalll circular-like.