Meanwhile, Dennis Hastert was in the restrooms with people’s sons for HOW many decades?

I have said the same thing. I have several stereotypically “masculine” characteristics. I have a prominent Adam’s apple. My voice is low enough that it actually registers as “tenor”. I have an unfortunate amount of body hair.

Casino Royale had a PG-13 rating. Know what it didn’t have? Any bare breasts. Sure, Bond gets his testicles whipped, and murders like 12 people, but NO TITTIES!

I have seen photos of it. There used to be a website where this guy took lots of artfully lit b/w photos of his self-fellatio. So now, if a dude on the internet asks if I want to see his dick, I tell him only if he can do that.

I think maybe it’s because we have to make a real effort to see our bits. Dudes are literally handling theirs every day, it’s out there all the time. They’re intimately familiar with it.

least-favorite walking irradiated tumor

Counterpoint: Pez is the worst candy. You have to take it OUT of the package to put it IN the dispenser whereupon you immediately eat it all anyway and also it tastes like plastic.

I think I made a high-pitched “eeeeeeeee” under my breath. Because I was trying to hold my breath and scream at the same time or something.

oh my god i am dead of cute

She wasn’t the one who named him.

Of course, he’s ignoring the fact that SHE wasn’t the one who named him.

Nah, they just go for the prescription drugs, because they’re “doctor approved”.

I have to drive about 10 miles to go to Target, so it’s not convenient, but I think I need to go shopping.

I’d nibble his cupcake.

Yeah and if they’re so concerned that a man is going to put on a dress just to have access to the women’s room ... well, now he doesn’t even need to do that, he can just say he’s a trans man and go in there looking as manly as he likes.

We didn’t have my husband’s certificate of birth abroad until just a few years ago. He was born in Guatemala City just after the 1976 earthquake. Issuing birth certificates was not a high priority. It took his mom about a month of playing phone tag with the embassy to finally get it. I have no idea what she was doing…

Yeah that’s the thing! I was just looking online at Macy’s and they assume that if you want shorts you also want a tankini to cover your entire hideous torso or something. If I’m gonna wear that much clothing to the beach I might as well just wear ... clothes.

See, this is the slippery slope I see. They’re thinking it’s going to be obvious who the trans women are. But I am a 100% cis woman with several stereotypically masculine characteristics; my shoulders are broad, my Adam’s apple is prominent, my voice is low enough that if you don’t know I’m a woman you’d say I’m a…

Oh man, I had this awesome halter top/boyshort suit from ZeroXposur that I wore for aaages and then I gained weight and while it still almost fit, the top was courting a wardrobe malfunction every time I moved.

I was wearing a huge swishy cape a couple of weeks ago (comicon) and it’s so cool. I walked differently: head up, back straight, striding with confidence knowing my awesome huge cape was billowing out behind me.