I mean, I looked like I was shoplifting a small watermelon but ... where is the fetus in that woman??

Vitriolic Queen. I didn’t even have to think about it.

Yeah me too, I thought it was Ejiofor’s voice.

And I love Doctor Strange, but his origin story isn’t that great. And it’s basically identical to Iron Man’s: arrogant genius gets a rude awakening and becomes a force for good. And we HAD that one already.

Yeah, I feel like a Tilda Swinton Ancient One should be REALLY out there. So ancient you can’t tell where or when she’s from. And I mean, maybe she is, but I’m not seeing it in this trailer.

I honestly thought that was Ejiofor’s voice in the trailer. Probably because it’s over a shot of him walking. It seems deeper than Cumberbatch.

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I spent the weekend at a comicon with all-gender restroom options and, like ... it’s impossible to guess gender on half the people dressed up anyway. We were all too busy trying to keep our capes and space marine armor out of the toilets to be worried about who was packing what equipment under them.

And also like Tilda is one color swatch short of albino. She’s the whitest of white, and I say that as someone the approximate hue of mayonnaise.

Are we really gonna do the “genitals are totally equivalent to shoulders and legs” thing? Because like ... dudes already get to walk around with way more inches of skin exposed than women do. See below for all the people talking about how their high schools made the boys play “shirts and skins”.

Yes, apparently if you have season tickets you get priority to buy next years season tickets. I guess they still have tickets for this year and this seemed like a good marketing tactic?

My 60 year old MIL got catcalled in her muddy gardening clothes. In Utah. By a Mormon dude.

I actually had this happen. Well okay, I was wearing a hoodie and jeans, and no ski mask, but a dude in my college biology lab claimed he was distracted by my “intense eyes”. Also, he was like 15 years younger than me so ew.

Vegas. The photographer is retained by the hotel/casino, so our total cost for rights to all our photos and video was $800. Granted, this was 10 years ago, but still.

I can totally imagine that, actually. I have photos of my gramma in lingerie that grampa took. They had 7 kids and were married 50+ years, I am pretty sure they were banging ALL THE TIME.

We’re supposed to get it in Seattle in 2017. They’re telling people to buy season tickets for THIS year so as to be assured of being able to get tickets for it NEXT year.

I see those sexy wrists, you HARLOT.

Well apparently the REAL problem is just the 6-8 inches of thigh above the knee. That lower 12" or so of leg is apparently just not enticing!

I cosplayed Doctor Strange this weekend and that collar was NOT my favorite part of the costume, let me tell you. And I didn’t even get mine that big.

*looks down at morning toast and jam*