This is me with every British TV show ever, because the BBC has 25 actors and 10 sets. “Wait, what was that guy in? I know that dude?”

*makes gimme hands for Sense8 season 2*

Yes! When we moved we thought we had no choice but Comcast (ugh, but turned out our house had been wired for FiOS) and Comcast was literally incapable of understanding that we didn’t want a cable package. Every time I tried to get an internet plan, they’d keep trying to swap me to plans that included cable. I’ve never…

Seriously love the PBS stuff, but I need Netflix for Foyle’s War and Bletchley Circle binges!

They really don’t have the same shows, though. There’s some overlap but Netflix and Prime both have original stuff. Also Prime gets the PBS BBC stuff like Poldark and Downton and Netflix seems to get other Brit shows that didn’t go through PBS to get to America.

I will get games directly from NFL.com if the Seahawks are doing well. Otherwise not a big football person.

I just got a free year of Netflix as part of a promotion when I bought my Galaxy S7, so hah! Actually, I have no idea if the credit they gave me was at the old rate or the new one.

Yeah we don’t have cable at all. We pay for Netflix and Amazon Prime. We don’t always get to watch stuff right when it’s on, but we get to watch it eventually one way or the other.

So to follow up on this, I spent the weekend at Emerald City Comicon. They have a number of bathrooms marked as “all-gender restrooms”. You can’t tell the gender of half the people dressed up at a con anyway. Was I peeing next to a dude in the bathroom at some point? Probably, who knows. I was too busy trying to keep…

I saw people on ABC news commenting that he’s bigoted and discriminating against people who supported the bill, and therefore is a hypocrite!

Are you planning to rape me in there? Because if you’re just gonna pee and leave, I don’t give a shit what you’ve got in your pants.

Sorry I’m late! I was at Emerald City Comicon and I think my eyeliner was pretty good. Also I was using that Stila liquid lip stuff that did NOT like it when I tried to eat - it got everywhere.

STUPID REALITY RUINING MY JOKES

PIMP SHRIMP

Huh, don’t Florida tax dollars pay HIS salary? Sounds like “public assistance” to me!

This was my problem all through school. My maiden name was “Delorey”. Too many people would write the L and the O too closely and I’d get called “Debrey”. Or they’d leave the O out and call me “Del Rey”.

My husband is also Ben and has the same problem. Only he’s never gotten “Dan”, just a collection of random words that start with B and end with N. Like Bean, Baen, Barn, Bon ...

Mr. Bells is also a Benjamin, but he goes by just “Ben”. He has a collection of receipts from places where they’ve spelled his name Bean, Baen, Barn, Bon ...

My ex was 100% Mexican and could go a full week without showering. The man did not have sweat glands as far as I could tell.

This is so dependent on your hair type. I’ve got fine, fluffy curls and I shampoo maybe 2-3 times a week, but I HAVE to rinse and condition it every day.