My ex was like this. He never sweated. He could legitimately go a week without showering and not smell at all. I think a lot of it depends on the person because there’s no way I’d go more than one day without a shower.

Yeah I have fine curly hair and it HAS to be wet and conditioned if I’m to do anything with it. If I don’t do that, I can’t really even comb it.

This is my favorite scene in Sense8

Apparently, people flush their floss. Which a plumber told me is terrible and awful because it snarls around the rest of the sewage and causes HUUUUUGE clogs. It has never occurred to me to flush dental floss.

YES ALL OF THIS

Are you near Seattle? Come to my house, we will sew all the things.

I have fluffy frizzy curls and a round face. Ruffles make me look like Shirley Temple stole her mom’s clothes. NOT happening.

Also the Huntington Library in Pasadena, CA has a First Folio and a Gutenberg Bible on display!

I can trace back to William the Conqueror, so I’m fairly sure I’m in line for the British throne and I plan to take back Scotland.

Yeah, I have a friend who is a tad obsessed with squirrels and one day one of her favorites, that she fed daily, bit a chunk out of her hand. She had to get rabies shots. I don’t recommend letting them in.

I’m more of a Garanimals t-shirt, myself.

I mean, maybe in the past 3 or 4 years, there’s been some social pressure not to be an asshole white person ruining everything. But otherwise, no.

SLC is like the Gomorrah of Utah as far as most Mormons are concerned. Provo is the heart of real LDS country.

Yeah a handful of chocolate-covered espresso beans gives me heart palpitations, I think that’s sufficient caffeine.

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooppppppeeeeeeeeeeeee

We didn’t try to get him to drink it, because it had to be a secret until it was “ready”. Like it would suddenly morph into some alchemical miracle and not just a godawful smell. Or maybe we were hoping he’d stumble across it and accidentally drink it. Logic was not involved.

Yeah, Mr. Bells is the same. I have tried every kind of fish with every kind of seasoning/coating/topping and he doesn’t like any of it. He can just tolerate deep-fried battered cod, but he’s celiac so it’s not something he gets much.

Wow you should meet my kid, she was just like that. Refused all “kid” food (she still will not eat ketchup, ever). Wouldn’t eat chicken nuggets, peanut butter, ranch dressing, cheeseburgers. McDonald’s did not like the idea of putting a Filet O Fish in a Happy Meal in the late 90's, let me tell you.

Hell, I’m 43 and I still catch myself thinking “When Dad gets back I have to tell him about this.” And then I remember dad’s not coming back not ever.

Seriously, you’ve only barely learned to distinguish yourself from other people, and you still probably think you’re the center of the universe.