I will get games directly from NFL.com if the Seahawks are doing well. Otherwise not a big football person.

I just got a free year of Netflix as part of a promotion when I bought my Galaxy S7, so hah! Actually, I have no idea if the credit they gave me was at the old rate or the new one.

Yeah we don’t have cable at all. We pay for Netflix and Amazon Prime. We don’t always get to watch stuff right when it’s on, but we get to watch it eventually one way or the other.

So to follow up on this, I spent the weekend at Emerald City Comicon. They have a number of bathrooms marked as “all-gender restrooms”. You can’t tell the gender of half the people dressed up at a con anyway. Was I peeing next to a dude in the bathroom at some point? Probably, who knows. I was too busy trying to keep…

I saw people on ABC news commenting that he’s bigoted and discriminating against people who supported the bill, and therefore is a hypocrite!

Are you planning to rape me in there? Because if you’re just gonna pee and leave, I don’t give a shit what you’ve got in your pants.

Sorry I’m late! I was at Emerald City Comicon and I think my eyeliner was pretty good. Also I was using that Stila liquid lip stuff that did NOT like it when I tried to eat - it got everywhere.

STUPID REALITY RUINING MY JOKES

PIMP SHRIMP

Huh, don’t Florida tax dollars pay HIS salary? Sounds like “public assistance” to me!

This was my problem all through school. My maiden name was “Delorey”. Too many people would write the L and the O too closely and I’d get called “Debrey”. Or they’d leave the O out and call me “Del Rey”.

My husband is also Ben and has the same problem. Only he’s never gotten “Dan”, just a collection of random words that start with B and end with N. Like Bean, Baen, Barn, Bon ...

Mr. Bells is also a Benjamin, but he goes by just “Ben”. He has a collection of receipts from places where they’ve spelled his name Bean, Baen, Barn, Bon ...

My ex was 100% Mexican and could go a full week without showering. The man did not have sweat glands as far as I could tell.

This is so dependent on your hair type. I’ve got fine, fluffy curls and I shampoo maybe 2-3 times a week, but I HAVE to rinse and condition it every day.

My ex was like this. He never sweated. He could legitimately go a week without showering and not smell at all. I think a lot of it depends on the person because there’s no way I’d go more than one day without a shower.

Yeah I have fine curly hair and it HAS to be wet and conditioned if I’m to do anything with it. If I don’t do that, I can’t really even comb it.

This is my favorite scene in Sense8

Apparently, people flush their floss. Which a plumber told me is terrible and awful because it snarls around the rest of the sewage and causes HUUUUUGE clogs. It has never occurred to me to flush dental floss.

YES ALL OF THIS