My ex advertises himself as having a professional license (not driving, the other kind) that I know he doesn’t have, because California suspends all professional licenses when you’re in arrears. Yeah, he probably could make more money with the license, but I wouldn’t see it anyway so I’ll take the cheap vindication.

It was honestly hilarious. I have never seen the expression “give him enough rope to hang himself” play out so dramatically. I said NOTHING for 20 minutes while he sob-storied at the judge. When the judge finally asked me I said all I cared about was the arrears and would accept any current amount. So he said “Will…

My ex owes 30k, and he’s supposed to provide health insurance and pay 50% of her medical expenses. He’s never done those last two.

I think it’s hilarious that so many science fiction and fantasy authors’ websites look like they made them in 1990 when the internet was still new and then ... never changed them. George R R Martin, Lois McMaster Bujold, Connie Willis, etc.

This happened to my daughter at her very first job. The manager was like “Oh I’m sure Joe wouldn’t have sent her a dick pic! He goes to CHURCH!” I’m like, so do Catholic priests, lady.

Yeah Tiger Woods was married to a literal supermodel. Didn’t slow him down any either.

My best friend is in Gangelt, just off the Belgian border. I thought she’d been planning to take the train to London this week but thankfully I got my dates wrong and she’s safe at home.

Plus, I mean, they have to hold onto them for a few months just to make sure we’re not trying to score some quick cash from all that sweet rape money.

SO TRUE

Seriously, if you’re gonna ask the internet, you have to expect this is what you’re gonna get and go with it.

The hat doesn’t bother me because I’m a whore for stupid hats, but that hand-on-chin-oh-look-what-a-deep-thinker-I-am pose is the most douchetastic way you can take a picture.

It’s only an amendment down the bottom, we can repeal it!

THIS x 10000000

Well I dunno, I thought it was kind of a “rash” decision on her part to drop me after I got angry because she was a jerk. And then I spent way too much time putting all the effort into mending things. So I don’t see how that’s different, really. She’s the one who dropped me over something hurtful, but otherwise it’s…

This is a lot of effort arguing about semantics when you could just say what word you’d prefer for a person who isn’t very nice to you and makes your life worse.

“Our communication broke down”, huh? Or, maybe, she decided to see if she could screw my boyfriend, succeeded (he was also a shitty boyfriend), and then dumped me as a friend when I had the GALL to be angry at her for it.

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.

There’s a security guard at the museum I work for that just has “Ms Purple” on her badge. I have no idea what her name really is. We all call her Ms Purple.

ALL HAIL THE MAN-SKANT

I actually really want that chair, but I bet IKEA has something like it for like $80.