In my part of Washington the demographics are 99% white-as-fuck, so I don’t think I’ve seen anyone non-white working at the weed stores. But I could say the same about the Fred Meyer.

I downloaded that and didn’t stop laughing for two straight hours.

I SWEAR WE HAD THE SAME OUTFIT LOOK

I love the crap out of Old Navy because “basic cotton knit” is 50% of my style, but lately their dresses have been shit. One size is too tight, the next size hangs off me, and everything has armholes that for some reason open to nearly my navel.

Somehow Target’s maternity stuff ends up being the cutest things in the store, but yeah. The organization in that area is terrible.

And yet, Donald Trump’s Twitter feed looks like it’s the property of a 13-year-old girl and somehow that’s just “telling it like it is”.

YES. Lately it seems like all the bathing suits I think are cute are in the “plus size” department and my girls are not quite that big. Can I have the cute bikini with actual boob support in a bra size under 40? No? All I get are bandeaus with a stupid ruffle? Yay.

I mean, it seems like the creators of button-down shirts haven’t figured out how breasts work AT ALL, regardless of size. I’ve been a 34B and I’ve been a 38D and I’ve never had a shirt that didn’t have boob-button-gap.

I bought this beautiful embroidered linen dress at a thrift store ... and it’s got a horrendous polyester lining in it. All of it. Good thing I bought it to alter, because that is the last thing I want in my breezy linen summer wear.

“Well I totally asked the initiating party, and THEY said it was consensual, so ...”

Yeah, I did it a couple of times for camping trips. It was lovely not to have to fight with curls while sponge-bathing in the wilderness.

Seriously that entire movie was perfectly cast. They did everything right and somehow it was still terrible.

My wardrobe is 50% boring solid-color basics from Old Navy and 50% weird shit I sewed myself. And most of the time I’m just in the house in yoga pants anyway.

WELP I NEED TO GO WASH MY FACE AGAIN THANKS

Personally this one’s my favorite:

Right??! The minute I move my arms it’s stuck halfway down my ribcage or in the hair on the back of my neck. I should not ever be allowed near adhesives.

I can’t even get double-sided tape to keep my bra straps hidden in a tank top, so if that’s what she’s doing I want to know how.

None. None is fun.

Yeah there’s flaunting it and then there’s a total lack of circulation. Also if one of those babies gets loose someone’s gonna get a concussion.

Yeah that’s how I’m reading it too? Maybe I need more caffeine?