Yeah Tiger Woods was married to a literal supermodel. Didn’t slow him down any either.

My best friend is in Gangelt, just off the Belgian border. I thought she’d been planning to take the train to London this week but thankfully I got my dates wrong and she’s safe at home.

Plus, I mean, they have to hold onto them for a few months just to make sure we’re not trying to score some quick cash from all that sweet rape money.

SO TRUE

Seriously, if you’re gonna ask the internet, you have to expect this is what you’re gonna get and go with it.

The hat doesn’t bother me because I’m a whore for stupid hats, but that hand-on-chin-oh-look-what-a-deep-thinker-I-am pose is the most douchetastic way you can take a picture.

It’s only an amendment down the bottom, we can repeal it!

THIS x 10000000

Well I dunno, I thought it was kind of a “rash” decision on her part to drop me after I got angry because she was a jerk. And then I spent way too much time putting all the effort into mending things. So I don’t see how that’s different, really. She’s the one who dropped me over something hurtful, but otherwise it’s…

This is a lot of effort arguing about semantics when you could just say what word you’d prefer for a person who isn’t very nice to you and makes your life worse.

“Our communication broke down”, huh? Or, maybe, she decided to see if she could screw my boyfriend, succeeded (he was also a shitty boyfriend), and then dumped me as a friend when I had the GALL to be angry at her for it.

I disagree. Sometimes, you don’t realize how toxic a person was for you until you get some time and distance. 25 years ago, one of my best friends and I had a massive falling out. She cut contact with me - because SHE had done something awful and then she got upset that I dared to be angry about the thing she did.

There’s a security guard at the museum I work for that just has “Ms Purple” on her badge. I have no idea what her name really is. We all call her Ms Purple.

I actually really want that chair, but I bet IKEA has something like it for like $80.

In my part of Washington the demographics are 99% white-as-fuck, so I don’t think I’ve seen anyone non-white working at the weed stores. But I could say the same about the Fred Meyer.

I downloaded that and didn’t stop laughing for two straight hours.

I SWEAR WE HAD THE SAME OUTFIT LOOK

I love the crap out of Old Navy because “basic cotton knit” is 50% of my style, but lately their dresses have been shit. One size is too tight, the next size hangs off me, and everything has armholes that for some reason open to nearly my navel.

Somehow Target’s maternity stuff ends up being the cutest things in the store, but yeah. The organization in that area is terrible.

And yet, Donald Trump’s Twitter feed looks like it’s the property of a 13-year-old girl and somehow that’s just “telling it like it is”.